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About Me

I am a writer. When I write fiction, I tend to write humor and/or sci-fi. What pays the bills currently is the fact that I create kick-ass design software for landscape architects by day. But by night, I work on my galaxy for a computer game I am building (check it out here ). I hope to someday just say that my #1 job is being a dad. I'm very close with my family, and always hold family more important than work or anything else.
I'm a good cook, an accomplished dancer, a great kisser, and have been confused for "Jesus" in bed. So why am I writing about myself here? What is my major malfunction? Do I care too much? Do I get violent when I don't get to watch Primetime Variety Hour? Do I rain insults on the unsuspecting like some sort of deranged lunatic? Or do I just not know how to grab the right person, at the right time, and tell her that I'm not taking one more step forward without her?
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My Interests

time travel, movies, sci-fi, traveling, camping/hiking, las vegas, fireworks, chaos theory mathematics, steganography, swing dancing, cooking, Bill Hicks, myspace, adding interests in myspace, fractals

I'd like to meet:

Are you a Raiderette, or perhaps a stripper? Are you tired of being unsatisfied with other men? Well trust me, I'm sure I can unsatisfy you!

Music:

mostly di.fm: Classical in the morning, turning to Reggae in the afternoon, then Ambient, Vocal Trance, and Progressive. left to my own devices, my playlist usually includes: underworld, kid loco, talking heads, johnny cash, antiloop, dj shadow, tosca, tricky, naked funk, portishead, banco de gaia, somafm, digitally imported, mozart, bach, beethoven

Movies:

The Incredibles, Aliens, The Shining, Terminator, Ghostbusters, Toy Story, The Incredibles, What About Bob, Kelly's Heroes, Moulin Rouge, A History of Violence, LA Blue Girl, anything featuring the Triumph of the Human Spirit

Television:

simpsons, mst3k, insomniac, family guy, south park, daily show, kids in the hall, twilight zone, gilligan's island, the three stooges

Books:

stephen king, noam chomsky, kurt vonnegut, Papillon, How to Make a Nuclear Bomb in 30 Days Out of Popsicle Sticks and Bailing Wire

Heroes:

John Carmack, Billy Mitchell, Charles Lindberg, Mikhail Kalashnikov, John Browning, Kelly Johnson, Rod Serling, Alexey Pajitnov, single mothers. And then the ones that I idolize, but am afraid to mention because of that whole early death thing: JFK, Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr., Thomas Mantell

My Blog

Voodoo Chili

The recent miserable weather put me in the mood to make another batch of my famous "Voodoo Chili." As it is more an event than a recipe, I shall share with you the history, as well as the ingred...
Posted by Jeremiah on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:14:00 PST

Tales From Vegas

The interesting thing about the casino at the Mandalay Bay at 4am, is it filled with nothing but hookers. It was here that we met Molly, an 18 year-old, barely a few weeks into the business.&nbs...
Posted by Jeremiah on Tue, 01 May 2007 07:22:00 PST

Girlfriend Test

As I am currently in the market for my future ex-girlfriend, I figured if any of the scantily-clad bikini babes that I emailed happened upon my profile, they might want to take this test to make sure ...
Posted by Jeremiah on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:21:00 PST

My first homosexual experience

it was a warm summer day, in June of 1995....I was serving 3-5 for assault, and was chillin' in the rec yard with my buds -- Snake, Daddy-O, Jimbo, Frank, FuzzNut, and Mr. Wiggly. FuzzNut had gotten h...
Posted by Jeremiah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rules of Play for Psychic Dominoes

Psychic Dominoes is technically a drinking game, although it tends to go better with a more psychic-inducing drug such as marijuana. Do not be fooled by that kit you can buy online under the same nam...
Posted by Jeremiah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST