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Lyrical Bloodbath

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

interesting Females.....

Music:

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Movies:

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Television:

Sponge Bob goes "Knee Deep"
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Books:

Sure if its a good one.

on www.lulu.com/lostanarchy ...NOW THERE ARE TEN BOOKS TOTAL YOU CAN ORDER ON THE WEBSITE...it all chronicles all my adventures up to this year....HERE IS A RUNDOWN:

Hello, my name is Mojo El Diablo. I am a columnist for Rock City News in Hollywood, California and I am not your typical rock critic...MOJO IS THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE...join me as I bring you closer and closer to an underground world lost in total anarchy. This is the origin of my life and my delusions growing up…HIGH SCHOOL SUX WHEN YER A FREAK IN PREPPYLAND!

IT ALL LEADS UP TO Y2K

THE DEMONS IN EXILE SAGA...this is the second chapter of my life that all happened in 2002. It's a time when allies become enemies, a time when new alliances are made, and a time where someone of status finally accepts me...IT ALSO HAS MOJO FIRST EVER ARTICLES IN ROCK CITY NEWS...it also features some delusional visions of the future that could happen...IT'S MOJO AND THE TRAGEDY THAT WAS THE DEMONS IN EXILE!

This 80 page hardbound epic THE AZTEX OF THE LBC our hero learns the ways of the Aztex and their revolutionary leaders' band HEAVENLY TRIP TO HELL. Filled w/ a lotta street humor, vulgarity, violence, and of course slander, slander, slander on the mainstream...WE ARE THE UNDERGROUND!

Then there's the follow up to RISE OF THE AZTEX. In this tale of sex, drugs, and rock n roll our hero gets a major reality check where EVERYTHING GOES WRONG! Ya'll won't wanna miss this one, cuz it's a cliff hangin' doozy...MOJO GETS A BAND, REALIZES HE'S NOT JUST A PUPPET, THEN KARMA GETS HIM GOOD!

Mojo's Rise, Fall, Rise, and Fall again from being kicked outa the LBC from HTTH to Mojo puting out 3 compilation CDs of all the local heroes to his grand parents dying to the rise of suicide holiday...ALL THIS AND MORE CELEBRITY INTERVIEWS!

This is the follow up to DEATHS & DEVILS. It's starts w/ ALPHA SHEMALE and ends w/ SUICIDE HOLIDAY and a tale of when everything goes wrong...THE PEOPLE OF LOST ANARCHY ARE A SHEEP NATION RUN BY PIGS, CUZ THOSE DOGS HAVE BEEN PUT TO SLEEP!

THIS IS THE FIRST PART OF A THREE PART SERIES...everything that happened in 2007...JOHNNY REB, THE BANNISHING OF DOUBLE ZERO, THE DOWNFALL OF THE AZTEX, THE TWO WEEKS IN A DUNGEON, MOJO FINDS LOVE, BROJO GOES ON TOUR W/ SUICIDE HOLIDAY...you name it, it's all here!

THIS IS THE FOLLOW UP TO MESSIAHS AND MURDERERS...enjoy!

Heroes:

Muahahahaha im my own Favorite Villan ..

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WITH VERY SPECIAL GUESTS . . . .THEN . . . .AND THEN . . .AND THEN . . . AND FOR THE RAVERS . . . ALSO: HERBAL JUMPSTART ENERGY DRINKS are looking for models and this is a paying gig. For more info ...
Posted by Lyrical Bloodbath on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 09:06:00 PST

JUDGE CARLOS NEEDS YOUR HELP

January 05, 2006I NEED YOUR HELP GUYS...This is my first message to you guys in '06! I hope you're all doing well. I want to thank everyone that has been coming out to the shows and sh...
Posted by Lyrical Bloodbath on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 08:25:00 PST