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Capitalism stole my virginity

My revolution shall be a pantsless one.

About Me

Me? I'm a dirty old man trapped inside a young woman's body. I do my best to take life as it comes and be accepting of that which I don't understand. I believe that life, everyone and everything in it has innate beauty and perfection; although it can be often difficult to see. I have a tendency to be cynical and hyper-critical of myself and others, but screw off, I'm working on it. I'm a hopeless romantic with intimacy issues. I've been negative, I've been positive, I've been completely off the map. All I can do is do my best. I believe in equality, freedom of speech, perfection through imperfection and most of all, masterbation. More orgasms less war people! In short, I am awesome. To those of you with inquiring minds: I have recently undergone experimental surgery and have been given robotic legs. This is a classified military secret, so please, stop asking for full body shots. Your lives may be in danger. -And- Cyber perverts beware...I know kung fu. ==== ==== -[ Nikki ]-
Set every parliament building in the world on fire
'What will you be remembered for?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP)
Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive.
Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men
You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality? "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss "For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us." - Bukowski "Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality and our purpose on earth. To be consciously aware of it, to experience love in ourselves and others, is the meaning of life. Meaning does not lie in things. Meaning lies in us."I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.1Take the quiz: "What Kind of Soul Do You Retain?"

Loving
You have a very warm and loving aura about your soul and believe in the virtues of Love. To you, there is a bright side to everything! You are the polar opposite of the Dark soul.
You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

The Picto-Personality Test


You are a person who is very calm and kind. You go out of your way to help people who need your help.
When alone, you are introspective. You constantly reflect on your life and the world.
You are adventurous, always up to do the most extreme things. You have a certain recklessness that makes people very attracted to you.
In the future you will be highly imaginative and a creator.
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My Interests

Likes: MUSIC, singing, chicken, writing, acting, scary movies, cemetaries, poking other people with sticks, cuddling, life/death, religion, the paranormal, chaos, I do not like girls I like women, thirft stores,ecological preservation, putting up a good fucking fight for what I believe in, yoga, Guys in eyeliner aka: Guyliner, your mom (specifically having sex with her), novelty sized sunglasses, sleeping, quantum physics, singing in the shower, history, knowledge is power muhfucka, making out, oral fixations, sweet lady nicotine, I loves me some tequila, tickle fights, making an ass out of myself, laughing at my own jokes (because honestly, who else will?), dressing strangely, the funny look people give me when I ramble about absolutely nothing, halloween, words that sound funny, the inner workings of your miiind *pick pick*, helping people, making people laugh, ancient egypt, nature, dancing, laughing till it hurts or until some kind of liquid comes out my nose, and being the uber dork =) Dislikes: Selfishness, self-centeredness and anything that doesn't have to do with me.

I'd like to meet:

Jasmine is the sexiest woman alive. Me 'n her? We's gunna make babies...

Music:

In no particular order...Rage Against the Machine, Billy Talent, Sex Pistols, Nirvana, The Distillers, The Kinks, Mindless Self Indulgence, Slipknot, Iron Maiden, Alice in Chains, Fugazi,Primus, 3 Inches of Blood, Nine Inch Nails, I Mother Earth, Black Sabbath, Bush, Smashing Pumpkins, Motorhead, International Noise Conspiracy, Tool, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Jimi Hendrix, The Rolling Stones, SteppenWolf, Jefferson Airplane, The Clash, The Ramones, Placebo, System of a Down, Iggy Pop, Dead Kennedys, ZZ Top, Leftover Crack, Nekromantix, Dropkick Murhpys, Tiger Army, A Perfect Circle, Skinny Puppy, Velvet Acid Christ, D'n'B, Korn (old),The Red Hot Chilli Peppers, HIM, ACDC, Billy Idol, Presidents of the United States of America, Days of the New, The Pixies, The Vandals, NoFX, Flogging Molly, Weezer (OLD weezer, none of this beverly hills we are all on drugs bullshit), Franz Ferdinand, Alien Ant Farm,Constantines, CCR, Jack Johnson, Extreme, Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, Matthew Good (with or without the Band), 311, The White Stripes, Incubus, TV on the Radio, Soul Coughing, The Libertines, Thornely, Radiohead, Elvis, KISS, Hot Hot Heat, The Beatles, Ray Charles, Modest Mouse, Cold Play, The Cars, Big Sugar, Bob Marley, James Brown (fuck yeah), Sublime, Marylin Manson, Queens of the Stone Age, The Cure. And a buttload more that i can't remember right now. Yes, there's a lot, but if i took my headphones off i'd have to use a crow bar. I'm also a sucker for bad eighty's music, aahaa. Can you say, Safety Dance? Honestly, how can you go wrong with dancing midgets?

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, A Clock Work Orange, Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Ravenous, Nightmare Before Christmas, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Labrynth, Thumbsucker, Trainspotting, Ginger Snaps (first one only, the sequels blew a proverbial goat)300, Man On Fire, Brazil, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure & Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, Garden State, Fifth Element, Serenity, Seven, Shawn of the Dead, SaW, The Lord of the Rings, Memento, Sin City, The Ninja Turtles movies, Million Dollar Hotel, Priates of the Carribean, 12 monkies, Donnie Darko, Party Monster, The Evil Dead movies and Army of Darkness, Velvet Goldmine, The Goonies, Edward Scissor Hands (go team Tim Burton), Princess Bride, Napoleon Dynamite, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Orgazmo, Cannibal! The Musical, Team America...Well, pretty much most Trey Parker and Matt Stone movies really, those goofy bastards, Monthy Python and the Holy Grail, aannd I'm a big sweaty Harry Potter nerd. shmurr

Television:

Futurama, Family guy, Simpsons, Red Dwarf, Firefly

Books:

Tooooo maanny. And people who say shit like, "I don't read"... Please for the love of god, use a condom. In your case, procreation is a VERY BAD THING.

Heroes:

My mommy (I'm a cheesy bastard aren't I?) My brothers: Steve Dave Jimmy Because they're all amazing, good hearted, talented, handsome young doodes =] Deep Roy... I don't think I even need to explain why. Eddie Izzard...Because he's pretty much the funniest man ALIVE. Steeerrphanie! The craziest little pyro in town. Rae, queen of my underpants. My little friend...

My Blog

Flight and pleading

Making time with breaking strideForgetting to fix your mangled wingsAngel, why do you run and hideLeaving trails of fragile, awkward thingsForgiveness is what you overtly seek Toying with thoughts of ...
Posted by Capitalism stole my virginity on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:56:00 PST

Astray

Forget my mistakesForgive my triumphs I've got it all wrongI'm forgetting to forgive my parentsI'm taking advice from strangersSoaking in false idols and dangersFor the life of meI don't know why ...
Posted by Capitalism stole my virginity on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 06:17:00 PST

The rise of tubbo...

January 1st, 2008 marked the beginning of many things. One of them being Starbuck's new promotional line of "Skinny" drinks. Now get your favourite drinks fat free, sugar free, and with no whip! What ...
Posted by Capitalism stole my virginity on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:34:00 PST

Razmataz Rantamaloonez

So. Had a great night out with ma budzz. Just want to say, that even though you may not look the same, dress the same, or listen to the same music, you can still find awesome friends in people seemin...
Posted by Capitalism stole my virginity on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 02:16:00 PST

For Stephanie

Breathing sweet light of love Duress cannot reach me Surrounded on low and aboveDeath cannot teach meSweating and seeping, my heart is not weepingFor those I have lost, for those I am keepingSpeaking ...
Posted by Capitalism stole my virginity on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:29:00 PST

Fifteen minutes to midnight

Who you are has nothing to do with the clothes you wear, the things you own, the bands you listen to. Not the boy you're dating or the stupid things you did when you were drunk. Who you are is in the ...
Posted by Capitalism stole my virginity on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:46:00 PST

Random generic cheer-you-upper

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken, probably more than once, and it's harder every time. You'll b...
Posted by Capitalism stole my virginity on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:48:00 PST

If wishes were bitches, Id be pimpin.

I'm getting really sick of feeling like I don't belong. Judgmental fucktards are not my favorite sort of people. But I guess that's what you get when you make a point of being an individual. I don't e...
Posted by Capitalism stole my virginity on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:34:00 PST

Rantaloodle Randomness

    Sometimes I feel like I forget the rhythm and rhyme to life and get lost in a chaos of notes and garbled words. I get too hung up on the details of what isn't and what I'm not and f...
Posted by Capitalism stole my virginity on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:39:00 PST

The true meaning of Easter...

Brought hence by Matt Stone and Trey Parker South Park -1105- Fantastic Easter Special. Add to My Profile |   More Videos...
Posted by Capitalism stole my virginity on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 05:39:00 PST