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Primate of the Highest Caliber

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About Me

I'm your ordinary average white guy, like to be the nice guy, i like to drive faster than you, I like women, espescially the naked ones, i like cartwheels, I love the 4A-GE, i love my son even more, i love showing taillights to those bitches in the twisties, all in all i love to be alive.He who knows not, and knows not that he knows not, is a fool...shun him. He who knows not, and knows that he knows not, is willing...teach him. He who knows, and knows not that he knows, is asleep...awaken him. He who knows, and knows that he knows, is wise...follow him." --Chinese proverb

My Interests

cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars and motorcycles crotch rockets cruisers dirt bikes your mom things i dont know cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars..Cutting An Axle In Half

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I'd like to meet:

Boris Said, the squire turbo systems guy, my filthy rich uncle who doesnt exsist, robert flynn of machine head, Your mom, and felix wankleI am 30% White Trash.
.. The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense. Take the
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Your Personality Is
Rational (NT)

You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas.
You are so rational that you analyze everything. This drives people a little crazy!

Intelligence is important to you. You always like to be around smart people.
In fact, you're often a little short with people who don't impress you mentally.

You seem distant to some - but it's usually because you're deep in thought.
Those who understand you best are fellow Rationals.

In love, you tend to approach things with logic. You seek a compatible mate - who is also very intelligent.

At work, you tend to gravitate toward idea building careers - like programming, medicine, or academia.

With others, you are very honest and direct. People often can't take your criticism well.

As far as your looks go, you're coasting on what you were born with. You think fashion is silly.

On weekends, you spend most of your time thinking, experimenting with new ideas, or learning new things. The Three Question Personality Test
Your Birthdate: October 17
You tend to find yourself lucky - both in business and in life.
And while being wealthy is nice, you enjoy sharing your abundance with others.
You put your luck to good use: you are very ambitious and goal oriented.
Often times, you get over excited and take on more than you can manage.

Your strength: Your ability to make your own luck

Your weakness: Thinking you can do it all

Your power color: Bronze

Your power symbol: Half Moon

Your power month: August What Does Your Birth Date Mean?I Am A: Neutral Good Human Wizard (4th Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength-14
Dexterity-14
Constitution-16
Intelligence-15
Wisdom-16
Charisma-15

Alignment:
Neutral Good A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias for or against order. However, neutral good can be a dangerous alignment because it advances mediocrity by limiting the actions of the truly capable.

Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Class:
Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard's strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.

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Music:

Metal Metal Metal and other stuff Like classical, which i happen to listen to every night before i go to bed. Or Children of Bodom, Metallica, Nevermore. Rammstien, Machine Head, Iced Earth, Your Mama, Mommie's Friend, AFI, Black Label Society. Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Ronnie James Dio, Iron Maiden, Joe Satriani, YNGWIE MALMSTEEN, Eric Johnson, Pantera, System of a Down, Jose Feliciano,THe Trans-Siberian Orchastra, The Elecric Light Orchastra, RESIN, Nine Inch Nails, FUBAR, The Red Hot Chile Peppers, KRUNK shit nigga --- not really!!!

Movies:

On any sunday, Does anybody even know what this movie is. Extra brownie points if you do. oh and porn of course porn. but for real movies the best is of course The princess bride

Television:

Discovery science is the best channel ever, second only to the speed Channel. Oh how i love watching the racing

Books:

Read a bunch like a bunch dont feel like naming them all ..

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Heroes:

umm my dad, spiderman, Boris Siad, your momma, and the California Highway Patrol
How to make a daniel
Ingredients:
3 parts pride
3 parts brilliance
3 parts empathy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of caring and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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Personality cocktail
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D Dramatic
A Amazing
N Neglected
I Intelligent
E Enjoyable
L Lovable
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My Blog

So I may have jumped the gun abit

Ya, so everything still sucks. Baby momma is as annoying? if not more so than ever, most of my monies are being diverted to help my fuck fuck little brother, my mr2 took a shit on me,,,,,,,,,, AGAIN!!...
Posted by Primate of the Highest Caliber on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:44:00 PST

Happy days are here again/ Mmmmmm Drivers license

After a nice night of video games and mimosa's, Im sittting at the desk of my semi new fulltime job thinking about how everything is going almost edzactly as planned and how soon if i stay fuck up fre...
Posted by Primate of the Highest Caliber on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:49:00 PST

Very so almost probably never gonna make it

So if all the shit i have planned goes through then ill be much less in the fucking hole. i should be able to pay off the state of california and get my licence back, and pay off what i owe to child s...
Posted by Primate of the Highest Caliber on Mon, 14 May 2007 07:53:00 PST

On the upswing

Well i must say not getting tickets is alot easier than i thought, apparently all you have to do is not drive any farther than four blocks from your home. funny enough the cops tagged the two cars tha...
Posted by Primate of the Highest Caliber on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:51:00 PST

Ever so slightly less than horrible

Alright so ive got me a nice semidegrading job as a cashier at the holiest of holys, BevMo. Most awesome of all I was able to get my mr2 back from the impound yard. now ive got a bmw that needs some w...
Posted by Primate of the Highest Caliber on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 10:42:00 PST

Ahhhh FUCK LIFE

So ya that last blog got turned upside down like 2 fuckin days later, and to sum it all up real quick. I got fired, got another job, got another car impounded, had to quit my new job due to lack of tr...
Posted by Primate of the Highest Caliber on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 04:15:00 PST

ahhhh life

So its quite amazing the difference two months can make in a persons life. I got a new job and amazingly now I feel like ten times fucking better. It was kinda nice having all the time in the world to...
Posted by Primate of the Highest Caliber on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 02:53:00 PST

Blog Blog Blog

Fuck gettin fired, fuck takin hella days to fix my car, fuck not having the motavation to get out there and make myself better than everyone else, fuck having your babys momma for fuckin jewing y...
Posted by Primate of the Highest Caliber on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 03:40:00 PST