youre old! |
i wrote this as a comment, but i enjoyed it so much i added it here.
one time an old lady was so pissed at nathan, at least i think it was nathan.. and later me as well. she was looking...
Posted by O'Hooligan on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:26:00 PST |
stapler vs light switch |
two stories. two idiots. associate VS customercustomeran older lady walks out of the restroom and up to the customer service booth. she claims that the light is out and needs to be replaced. she deman...
Posted by O'Hooligan on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 05:56:00 PST |
glasses |
i see a customer walking across the front of the store. she has a rather, confused, expression about her. is she lost? no... she has a plan. she has a destination. fuck, shes locked on. our eyes meet...
Posted by O'Hooligan on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 11:16:00 PST |
trans |
a large woman walks up to my counter. she says, "explain the movie.. situation to me". i motion to the three signs hanging from the ceiling in the video department. i figure this should be a good "pro...
Posted by O'Hooligan on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:04:00 PST |
thelobby |
*begin dialogue*- can i help you?- the new movies are 99 today, monday, yes? right?- yes, they are.- because you have the sell where the new releases are 99 every monday, this is correct?- yes. its ac...
Posted by O'Hooligan on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:10:00 PST |
phone call two. |
:the phone rings:me- goodafternoonalbertsonssavonthisiszachowmayihelpyou?pompous bastard- can you transfer me to richard?me(knowing no one by that name)- could you tell me what department he works in ...
Posted by O'Hooligan on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:39:00 PST |
daydream |
Im in the lobby, next to the photo machine. I approach the counter as a lady, assumedly in her late 40s wearing glasses, walks up to the counter. She pulls something out of her purse. Something plast...
Posted by O'Hooligan on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 02:53:00 PST |
istomthere? |
*Ring, ring* says the phone. "Bugger", says I. I pick up the tele. "GoodmorningAlbertsonsSavonthisisZachowmayIhelpyou?" And irritating old female voice on the other end responds, "Can I Speak to Tom?...
Posted by O'Hooligan on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 01:46:00 PST |
phone call.. |
the phone rings, i answer with my 30 page speech. the voice on the other end asks, -"is charlie there?" zac-"i havent seen him today." guy-"could you ring me over?" zac-"ring you over?" guy-"exten...
Posted by O'Hooligan on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 08:34:00 PST |
zac for teh win. |
old guy walks up to my counter in the lobby. he spots my display of AA duracell batteries. filled with, you guessed it, AA duracell batteries. im going to sidetrack this story a bit and tell you a lit...
Posted by O'Hooligan on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 08:01:00 PST |
