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Whats up, I'm Mike and this is my page. I am accidentally cool and badass. I am random, boring, fun, and loyal. I am the nice guy and an asshole. I am selfless and selfish. I can guide other people, yet am lost myself. I am a fuck up with potential for greatness. I love rain. I like reading books. And I'm addicted to movies. I'm romantic and chivalrous to the bone. I'm fucked in the head. Im just me and if you don't like it then get off my page and go fuck yourself. "Fo Show!", "Skippy!", "2 10 soon!", "I Go To Great Lengths For My Pleasures.", "Sticking Feathers Up Your Butt Does Not Make You A Chicken", "Jam Me, Jack Me, Push Me, Pull Me, Talk Hard!", "BOW-FUM HERRRRTUH!", "If I Was An Asshole, Would You Be My Toilet Paper?"-"Fuck With My Family And I'll Fucking Kill You!"-"...But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams." (William Yeats)