Oh... You know. The usual. Beer, guns, boobies, whiskey, steak, fishin', being not quite right, taking peoples birthdays away, boats, driving, fire, photoshop, camping, photography, uhh...beer...umm...boobies...guns...er...umm...whiskey and uh...whatnot.
A worthy adversary.
I am 4% Pure
I've been a very bad boy...
And I've enjoyed every minute of it.
How Pure Are You?
I am 84% Cynical
My cynicism borders on paranoia.
I'm out to get the world as much as it's out to get me.
How Cynical Are You?
My Life is 73% Perfect
My life is pretty darn perfect. I don't have much to complain about.
Of course, My life is occasionally less than perfect. But I'm usually too cynical to notice.
How Perfect is Your Life?
My Deadly Sins
Gluttony: 80%
Greed: 80%
Lust: 80%
Sloth: 60%
Wrath: 60%
Pride: 40%
Envy: 20%
Chance I'll Go to Hell: 60%
I'll die from food poisoning - and then the natives will feast on My fatty limbs.
How Sinful Are You?
Mostly classic rock...Zeppelin, Hendrix, Floyd, etc. etc.
Star Wars, Sling Blade, Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, Apocalypse Now, The Goonies, Donnie Darko, Team America, Fear And Loathing In LV, Casino, Godfather, Twilight Zone, Blues Bros., Hunt For Red October, Bad Santa, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, JAWS, Enemy At The Gates.
Road Runner & Wile Coyote, Cops, Modern Marvels, The War Channel, History, Science and Natl. Geo Channel.
History, fisheries biology, military, instructional, spec sheets. Anything but novels.
With extra cheese and bacon.