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Kevin

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About Me

I make killer SCRAMBLED EGGS w/ sri racha's for Thomas J. Stone. They are to die for. Literally, you will die if you eat them, unless your name is Thomas J. Stone.

My Interests

Learning to roll my own sushi. Making my brain work better. Decreasing my intake of stimulants.

I'd like to meet:

Chalmers Johnson. A Nude, recently converted vegetarian version of Rachael Ray. This guy I saw at an indian restaurant in Iowa City who had an anarchy bandana and pants with a poorly drawn yin yang on the asspocket. I just want to tell him that I understand everything, but the world is just not ready yet. an invisible pink unicorn. a ghost. A feeling of increasing vertigo.

Music:

A little of my old school and a little of your new. Slightly to the Islamic side of secular.

Movies:

The made for TV version of Drumline

Television:

I don't watch anything but the Antique's Road Show.

Books:

Thomas L. Friedman is a douche bag.

Heroes:

Saul Goodmen

My Blog

Steve Jobs is not who you think he is

A recent gchat conversation may shed some light for those of you who may not understand my meaning.I think Steve Jobs is actually David Koresh11:09 AM me: reincarnate, or koresh just faked his de...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:38:00 PST

YOU'RE FIRED

I haven't spoken to myself in a while, only thought in my own direction, which has a tendancy to leave me feeling unfulfilled and anxious. So now I speak blogwards in all of your directions.I need a w...
Posted by Kevin on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:05:00 PST

technocracy - technocrazy

Without question, the survival of the species Homo sapiens has intimately relied upon technology. As nascent man's knack for manipulation of the womb planet matured, his viability as a species became ...
Posted by Kevin on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 09:41:00 PST

Dan Cousins has Changed my life. And as yet I am not sure if it is for better, or for worse.

Esteemed Dan, As you may have guessed, I am composing this blog update from inside the eerily juandiced confines of my apartment bathroom. Luckily, after experiencing the irresistibly tantalizing co...
Posted by Kevin on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:13:00 PST

In the mercy of God, he was permitted to stand to himself in the place of God as Judge

Dear esteemed readers (Jack and Rose), I would first like to give a warm welcome to our newest subscriber, "Rose". Second, I would like you all to know that today was a very special day. I was ap...
Posted by Kevin on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:40:00 PST

A contemplative note for all of my readers

Dear subscribers (Jack), Is it wrong to take a shit in the handicap bathroom? Today I was doing just that when my handicapped biology professor came in with a similar design in mind. However, since I ...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 11:56:00 PST