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God Warrior

Vote for Bush '08

About Me

Hangin' Loose, High Fives, Raisin' the Roof. Livin' on the edge. Rippin on the drums. I was born out of Satans ass. I play drumz for Cygnus Loop. We are outta this world. I really don't like people, unless they prove they are more than just a clone of every other dumbass. SEXIST? RACIST? HOMOPHOBE? FUCK OFF. ..afipennywiseglb

My Interests

Mountain bikes. Vampirates. Tech Metal. Drums and Double Bass. Blast Beats. Shreddin' Guitars. Hiking. Livin' on the Edge. Livin' in the Fridge. Aliens. Alien tattoos. Alien Stickers. Alien space craft. Alien movies. Alien culture. Anyone who loves Aliens. Anyone who is an Alien. Anyone with the license plate Alien69.(my old boss) Jumpin' stuff on bikes. Fixies. Double bass rolls. Downhill mtb's. Prog.

I'd like to meet:

The sidewinder. George W. Brad. Brad W. Bush. I'm an American. I shoot things with guns. I love bow hunting. I'm a huge Ted Nugent fan. I believe the war is Awesome and we should go the distance! I drive a monster truck to work, just cause its big. My other girlfriend is my gun. DON'T MESS AROUND, WITH GOD'S AMERICA!

Music:

Arsis, DragonForce, Propagandhi, Necrophagist, Despised Icon, Tragedy, From Ashes Rise, His Hero is Gone, Cursed, Children Of Bodom, Alk three, Tanpera, Mastodon, Cryptopsy, Pig Destroyer, Backstabbers Inc., Dream Theater, Dimmu Borgir, Propagandhi, Propagandhi, Propagandhi, Propagandhi, Propagandhi, NILE, Horse the Band, Behold! The Arctopus, Psycroptic, Beneath the Massacre, BLACK METALZZZ, Cygnus Loop, SLEEP TERROR, OH YEAH PROPAGANDHI and thousands more.

Movies:

Why don't we all strap bombs to our chests and ride our bikes to the next G-7 picnic? It seems easier with every clock tick. But whose will would that represent? Mine? Yours? The rank-and-file's? Or better yet: the Government's? But I don't want to catalyze or synthesize the second Final Solution. I don't want to be the Steve Smith of the Revolution. Do you see the analogy? We're the Oilers. The World Bank- the Flames! And just 2 minutes remain in the 7th game of the best of 7 series! Yeah, Jesus saves! Gretzky scores! The workers slave. The rich get more. One wrong move and we risk the cup. So play The Man, not the puck. Why don't we plant a mechanic virus and erase the memory of the machines that maintain this capitalist dynasty? And yes, I recognize the irony that the very system I oppose affords me the luxury of biting the hand that feeds. But that's exactly why priviledged fucks like me should feel obliged to whine and kick and scream- until everyone has everything they need.

Television:

Arrested Development, Reno 911, The Awful Truth, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mr. Show. David Cross. ALI G. The Office.

Books:

I just read Fahrenheit 451! Reading God's Equation. Slaughter house 5 God Bless You Mr. Rosewater. Reading The Quick and The Dead.

Heroes:

George "The Decider" Bush and his 28% approval rating. What the fuck took so long for Americans to actually see how dumb he is. Oh wait, 95% of Americans are fucking stupid.Kill em' all and let God sort em' out.

My Blog

I stole this from Robert, but its EXCELLENT!

Dear President Bush, I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. I just wanted to thank you for doing s...
Posted by God Warrior on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:47:00 PST

Come to this or else....

The Kitchen Presents:DEVILS PIE (Normal IL - Kick ass southern metal riffs)CYGNUS LOOP (Peoria IL - Spacey Black Metal)AVIDIUS (Moline IL - ex Torch the Morgue members)Bring Some Beers.Free kisses at ...
Posted by God Warrior on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:17:00 PST

Blogger

Im going to blog you!
Posted by God Warrior on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:32:00 PST

Hey Man

Hey man, I got a fake asshole, Ya'll got fake poo?
Posted by God Warrior on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 06:32:00 PST

They fuckin got me on a technicality! Give them a high five!

I went to the hospital about a month and half ago for some internal bleeding in my arm from falling off my bike.  I sure was glad that I had insurance from my job.  So today I get the fuckin...
Posted by God Warrior on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 07:02:00 PST