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About Me

Well looks I have to do all this shit again cuz it all got fuckin deleted! .......I'm probably the sexiest, funniest, coolest person you will ever meet in your entire life....oh ya, you could put conceited in there as well.Some more little tidbits about me:I have a VERY weird, twisted sense of humor. I swear more than a sailor. I have volunteerily been hit with a taser before, and yes, it does hurt. I once touched a donkey while holding on to an electric fence, FYI: donkey's really hate being electrocuted! On my 21st birthday I drank so much liquor and beer I amazed the bartender and I still didn't pass out until 6 in the morning. I really hate snow. I'm addicted to tattoos. I would rather pay $5 for a Miller Lite than pay $1 for a PBR. My first name means "Gift from God" in hebrew, and I firmly believe that. I was once in an episode of "Growing Pains". When I was a child I always loved the smell of second hand smoke. I haven't paid my taxes since 1982. I have a weakness for any woman with a foreign accent. I enjoy when bands do cover songs, I'm not entirely sure why. I like yelling random things at people I don't know. Whenever I see somebody dressed all goth like (well, I guess it's "emo" these days) I always yell "Jesus Loves You!". I have only done 2 drugs in my life, granted one them I did for about 4-5 years straight, but that's neither here nor there. Things I own generally tend to break rather easily. I walk into something or almost fall down at least once a day. I have about 3 really good ideas a week, but I'm way too lazy to actually follow through with them. Someday I really want to buy my own island. When I drink hard liquor it is my impression that the only reason everbody else is on this planet is for my amusement. I once accidentally gave a bartender a 50 dollar bill thinking it was 5 and told him to keep the change for the 1 beer I ordered. I have an addiction to food. I once made Gary Busey cry. I've been told by many people that I'm not a good driver, I think all those people are pussies that are full of shit....Well, that's all I can think of right now. (FYI: only 3 of the aforementioned "tidbits" were not entirely true.)

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My Interests

Partyin, poker (even though I hardly get to play anymore), goin to the gym, that's pretty much it these days.

I'd like to meet:

Hot chicks, Ami James and Cris Garver so they can each give me a tattoo, hot chicks, Tucker Max, and let's see here, oh ya hot chicks.

Music:

First and foremost I'm a metalhead, love rock. Also into hip/hop and rap, house/techno, and lately I've come to the conclusion that I kind of like blues, and there's never a bad time to play oldies. Although I can't stress enough how much I hate country, if you play country music in my presence I will more than likely punch you in the kidneys. The list of my favorite artists is WAY too long to list here but A Perfect Circle is definitely at the top, followed very closely by Tool.

Movies:

There's alot but some are as follows: Gladiator, Tombstone, 300, Smokin' Aces, Grandma's Boy, V For Vendetta, Inside Man, Man on Fire, Jesus is Magic, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Debbie Does Dallas, and pretty much any comic book movie.

Television:

I don't have cable, but when I do get the rare chance to watch tv I like Miami Ink, any televised poker event, Entourage, Nip..Tuck, Weeds, 30 Rock, My Name Is Earl, Chuck, Friends, Family Guy and Golden Girls.

Books:

As a child I read The Dark Materials Trilogy (The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife, & The Amber Spyglass) which I still think is completely awesome.I Am America (And So Can You!) by Stephen Colbert.I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell by Tucker Max is easily the funniest piece of literature I have ever stumbled upon.

Heroes:

Doyle Brunson, all the guys on Miami Ink, Stephen Colbert, and of course Tucker MaxYour results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 70% Superman 65% The Flash 60% Hulk 60% Green Lantern 55% Iron Man 55% Supergirl 53% Robin 43% Wonder Woman 43% Batman 40% Catwoman 35% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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You are Han Solo Han Solo 72% Lando Calrissian 72% Chewbacca 66% Mace Windu 65% Luke Skywalker 64% R2-D2 62% Obi-Wan Kenobi 61% Qui-Gon Jinn 61% Princess Leia 59% Anakin Skywalker 56% Even though you've been described as
reckless, selfish and cocky, you're the
type of person others love to be around.
People like you because you're a scoundrel.
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My Blog

More Crazy Ass People!

So I was walking to work today right? Well I get about a block away from my destination when I hear some lady kinda yell, "hey, good morning!" So I look over and see this weird drunk lady walkin...
Posted by Willard Nation on Thu, 24 May 2007 08:52:00 PST

Let The Shankings Begin!!!

So here I am, sitting here thinking about all the people in the world and I realized something. There are alot of people that I really don't like and need something really bad to happen to them....
Posted by Willard Nation on Thu, 24 May 2007 08:50:00 PST

I'm a gigolo, spending lot's of dough

So I was the bar last night and some old fat lady came in just fucking hammered acting all drunk and shit. Then she looks at me and says, "You look like a handsome GQ stylish guy, ya wanna be a gigolo...
Posted by Willard Nation on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 04:07:00 PST

chinese riddle

Ok so I was thinking about random shit today and I came up with a riddle wrapped in a conundrum dipped in an enigma. Alright, somebody has split personalities; one personality is really evil, li...
Posted by Willard Nation on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 07:50:00 PST

Crazy Ass People

So I went down to a bar Saturday night to chill and drink some beers, right? Well I stayed there for the duration of the night talking to random people and whatnot until the bar closed. We...
Posted by Willard Nation on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:32:00 PST

Gas Station food cont. & random

I was fortunate enough today to stop at an Allsups that had sausage on a stick, needless to say I was very excited about that. But they only had one and I didn't feel like waiting for them to co...
Posted by Willard Nation on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 10:09:00 PST

Gas Station Food

Today I was working, driving along in our truck and I really had to pee, so we pull into this ghetto ass Allsups (it's a big gas station chain in NM, possibly other places too, but I don't know) for m...
Posted by Willard Nation on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:31:00 PST

You guys are dangerous!

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Posted by Willard Nation on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:22:00 PST

Weird Dream

Hello all, so I haven't posted a new blog in awhile, mostly cuz I couldn't really think of anything funny enough but now I'm bored and decided to say fuck it, I'll just put some random shit like usual...
Posted by Willard Nation on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 11:09:00 PST

Viva La Revolucion!

Alright people, I've had it. We have all sat here and took KPNY radio's shit long enough! The blatant false advertisement, the shitty music and everything else aboout them, so I've decided...
Posted by Willard Nation on Tue, 23 May 2006 12:43:00 PST