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About Me

I am 42...I say that with a tear in my eye...I am single...I am heterosexual...thus I am part of an endangered species in metro Atlanta where I live...I love beautiful women...don't trust any man that says otherwise...I still love sex even at my advanced old age...don't trust any man that says otherwise...I think I can now be considered a dirty old man...a life long dream of mine...don't trust any man over 40 that says otherwise...I am fiercely loyal to my friends...but do not fuck me over...I will always forgive but never forget...I hate pretension...I hate posers...I find that the most pretenious posers are those that think they live outside the mainstream...an alternative lifestyle is just another country club that makes people think they are special...FUCKING BE YOURSELF...I hate people that worship at the altar of consumerism...I buy and sell event tickets for a living...my biggest clients already drank the Kool Aid...I have absolutely no problem with a beautiful woman using me simply to get good tickets to an event...I will give the Mona Lisa Super Bowl tickets if I can hang with her for awhile...some of my best friends and even a few wonderful relationships have started with a ticket transaction...life is easier when you acknowledge that all relationships in life of any type always start with someone needing or wanting something...I love going to concerts, the theatre and to sports events which is pretty much the reason I got in to the business of buying and selling tickets....my passion is writing...and being very very silly...I love to read...I am a movie buff of epic proportions...I am studying to be a photographer...I would love to take your picture...with or without clothes...reread the heterosexual dirty old man part of this diatribe...I love to look at beautiful young women...am usually bored by them...women my age are usually more interesting...but not always...age usually brings experience but rarely intelligence...stupid little girls grow up to be stupid old women...I am pretty liberal when it comes to the core issues of humanity...but conservative about most business and financial issues...basically I will be glad to help you if you really need it but you should get off your fat lazy ass and help yourself first....one of my core beliefs is the importance of the seperation of church and state...and I consider myself a libertarian when it comes to most individual rights....I am brutally honest (too much so I am told) and an open book (too much so I am told)...If you want to know anything about me...feel free to ask...you might not like my answer but you will hear the truth.

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My Interests

oxygen...food...water... shelter...having fun...live events...18th century Peruvian poetry(but only if translated from German to English)Pedro...writing...reading...movies...and yes...the Peruvian poetry comment was a joke...unless you are a Peruvian poet...love your work...

I'd like to meet:

people that do not like me...I will not grow as a person only hanging with people that tell me how wonderful I am...people that like me...I am human...I need to hear how wonderful I am once in awhile...an 18 year swimsuit model...fantasy is an important part of life...Pedro...I would like to meet my new best friend...with any luck she is an 18 year old swimsuit model...and is funny...and is intelligent...and has great character...and morals...and is well read...and is humble...and sweet...and loves dirty old men...I am negotiable on the sexual morals...I am human...

Music:

INXS...Bryan Ferry...Roxy Music...Guns & Roses...Paul Westerburg...The Replacements...Bash and Pop...REM...Rolling Stones...Kate Bush...Peter Gabriel...Drivin N Cryin...Soul Asylum...U2...Eric Clapton...The Connells... The Who...Black Crowes...Cheap Trick...Janet Jackson...Living Colour...Led Zeppelin...Prince...Tom Petty...Aaron Neville...Nine Inch Nails...The Cure...Bruce Hornsby...Pearl Jam...Crowded House...Nirvana...Let's Active...and I could go on...and on...

Movies:

Coming soon...but I tend to be a movie snob with tastes all over the board.

Television:

I really...really...really... want to be one of those snobs that does not watch TV but The Gillmore Girls is on right now and I just do not have the time.

Books:

Are you asking about the ones I have actually read or the ones I pretend to have read to impress the smart chicks?

Heroes:

Good, honest people. Pedro. Seal (he bagged Heidi Klum).

My Blog

Official Ticket Guy Super Bowl Prediction

New England Patriots 44 New York Giants 13 ...feel free to be amazed by me or make fun of me after the game....
Posted by The Ticket Guy ...ADD ME ...to WIN FREE TICKETS! on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 02:56:00 PST

My Tattoo Rant

I do want to point before I piss off anyone with a tattoo that happens to read this that I actually do like tattoos. I have always had an affinity for tattooed bad girl types and have dated my fair sh...
Posted by The Ticket Guy ...ADD ME ...to WIN FREE TICKETS! on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:27:00 PST

REMINDER : 10,000 Friends Wins FREE TICKETS

I want to remind everyone that I am approaching 10,000 friends here on MySpace and as promised every time I add 10,000 new friends I am going to give away FREE TICKETS to one lucky winner. Yes, FREE ...
Posted by The Ticket Guy ...ADD ME ...to WIN FREE TICKETS! on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:13:00 PST

Trust Me : Go See This Movie

Lars and the Real Girl 4 Stars out of 5 Trust me, you have to see this movie. It is funny, it is sweet, it is touching. Jack Nicholson may have wanted to be a better man in As Good AsIt Gets, Lar...
Posted by The Ticket Guy ...ADD ME ...to WIN FREE TICKETS! on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:43:00 PST

Add Hundreds of New MySpace Friends Every Day !!

Are you looking to add new friends? Try this FREE site. IGNORE the MySpace warning when you submit your MySpace ID. This is NOT a phishing site and you will NOT have to enter your password. It is...
Posted by The Ticket Guy ...ADD ME ...to WIN FREE TICKETS! on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 07:04:00 PST

Lesson One : Waking Up with Twin Femgets

So I wake up today and laying beside and on me are twofemgets (female midgets).They are completely naked except for chaps. And they aretwins. Pretty hot. Nice ass on the little one wearing the blondwi...
Posted by The Ticket Guy ...ADD ME ...to WIN FREE TICKETS! on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 10:29:00 PST

How to WIN FREE TICKETS Just for Being My Friend!!

So how do you WIN FREE TICKETS just for being my friend?I should tell you first that I am the owner of WebTickets.com, a licensed ticket broker that buys and sells tickets to concerts, theatre an...
Posted by The Ticket Guy ...ADD ME ...to WIN FREE TICKETS! on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 06:19:00 PST