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Evan

I am here for Friends

About Me

see ME, xviii

My Interests

-Hip Hop -Birds that fly past my window -Writing -Mental inconsistency(getting hammered) -Giant robots in cool films about the future -Cakes -Bigger cakes

I'd like to meet:

Somebody who can rock a tunic convincingly

Music:

Yeah, alright, I'll have a bit of that

Movies:

Stuff about: Robots, cyborgs, groundwars, spaceships, splayed hips, day trips, trips in general, bicentenials, unknown genitals, infamous generals, mafia perrenials, drunk punks, robbing banks, shopping sprees and hopping tramps, big cities, little towns, tidal waves which trickle down and fickle clowns who laugh at life, murders done with guns or knifes, guys who fly in black and white, a million pizzas piled high and animated, back dated, painstakingly created, evil whores and needle paws shaking with their teeth serrated...and legally blonde

Television:

Broke it playing shoe darts, now I watch it in the window of Dixons and make up the words I can't lip read

Books:

Big ones, piled on top of each other and covered in dust

Heroes:

Captain Planet, Captain Caveman, Captain Birdseye, Radioactive man, Tintin, Asterix, Captain Scarlet, Super Ted, Mighty Mouse, Danger Mouse, Princess Nell, Biggles, The Mask and Tony Soprano