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Evan

Wazzup Dudes

About Me

I'm the coolest person ever. :) :) :) i'm totally awesome. Never argue with a girl dudes they always end up right :)

My Interests

Cool Stuff my friends etc etc etc

I'd like to meet:

ANGELINA JOLIE

Music:

Go Kanye & College Bear DMC its TrickkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyLyricsIt's TrickyThis speech is my recital, I think it's very vital To rock a rhyme, that's right on time It's Tricky is the title, here we go...It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time It's Tricky...it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky) It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tricky) TrrrrrrrrrrrickyI met this little girlie, her hair was kinda curly Went to her house and bust her out, I had to leave real early These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me Or spend some time and rock a rhyme, I said "It's not that easy"It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time It's Tricky...(How is it D?) It's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Trrrrrricky) It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time It's Tricky...Tricky (Tricky) TrickyIn New York the people talk and try to make us rhyme They really (hawk) but we just (walk) because we have no time And in the city it's a pity cause we just can't hide Tinted windows don't mean nothin', they know who's insideIt's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time It's Tricky...(How is it D?) Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky) It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time It's Tricky...Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky) huh!When I wake up people take up mostly all of my time I'm not singin', phone keep ringin' cause I make up a rhyme I'm not braggin', people naggin' cause they think I'm a star Always tearin' what I'm wearin', I think they're goin' too far A girl named Carol follows Daryll every gig we play Then D dissed her and dismissed her, now she's jockin' Jay I ain't lyin', girls be cryin' cause I'm on TV They even bother my poor father cos he's down with meIt's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time It's Tricky...(How is it?) Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky) It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tr-Tr-Tr-Tricky) Tr-tr-tr...We are not thugs, we don't use drugs But you assume on your own They offer coke and lots of dope But we just leave it alone It's like that y'all (y'all), but we don't quit You keep on (rock!) shock! Cause this is it..."Jesus Walks"Yo, We at war We at war with terrorism, racism, and most of all we at war with ourselves (Jesus Walks) God show me the way because the Devil trying to break me down (Jesus Walks with me) with me with me with me [fades]You know what the Midwest is? Young & Restless Where restless Niggaz might snatch your necklace And next these Niggaz might jack your Lexus Somebody tell these Niggaz who Kanye West is I walk through the valley of the shadow of death Top floor the view alone will leave you breathless Uhhhh! Try to catch it Uhhhh! It's kinda hard hard Getting choked by the detectives yeah yeah now check the method They be asking us questions, harass and arrest us Saying "we eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast" Huh? Yall eat pieces of shit? What's the basis? We ain't going nowhere but got suits and cases A trunk full of coke rental car from Avis My momma used to say only Jesus can save us Well momma I know I act a fool But I'll be gone til November I got packs to move I Hope[Hook x2] (Jesus Walks) God show me the way because the Devil trying to break me down (Jesus Walks with me) The only thing that that I pray is that my feet don't fail me now (Jesus Walks) And I don't think there is nothing I can do now to right my wrongs (Jesus Walks with me) I want to talk to God but I'm afraid because we ain't spoke in so longTo the hustlas, killers, murderers, drug dealers even the strippers (jesus walks with them) To the victims of Welfare for we living in hell here hell yeah (jesus walks with them) Now hear ye hear ye want to see Thee more clearly I know he hear me when my feet get weary Cuz we're the almost nearly extinct We rappers are role models we rap we don't think I ain't here to argue about his facial features Or here to convert atheists into believers I'm just trying to say the way school need teachers The way Kathie Lee needed Regis that's the way yall need Jesus So here go my single dog radio needs this They say you can rap about anything except for Jesus That means guns, sex, lies, video tapes But if I talk about God my record won't get played Huh? Well let this take away from my spins Which will probably take away from my ends Then I hope this take away from my sins And bring the day that I'm dreaming about Next time I'm in the club everybody screaming out(Jesus Walks) God show me the way because the devil trying to break me down (Jesus Walks) The only thing that that I pray is that my feet don't fail me nowBeverly Hills thats where i wanna be! Where I come from isn't all that great My automobile is a piece of crap My fashion sense is a little whack And my friends are just as screwy as meI didn't go to boarding schools Preppie girls never looked at me Why should they? I ain't nobody Got nothing in my pocketBeverly Hills That's where I want to be Livin' in Beverly Hills Beverly Hills Rolling like a celebrity Livin' in Beverly HillsLook at all those movie stars They're all so beautiful and clean When the housemaids scrub the floors They get the spaces in betweenI wanna live a life like that I wanna be just like a king Take my picture by the pool 'cause I'm the next big thingBeverly Hills That's where I want to be Livin' in Beverly Hills Beverly Hills Rolling like a celebrity Livin' in Beverly HillsThe truth is I don't stand a chance It's something that you're born into And I just don't belongNo I don't I'm just a no-class beat down fool And I will always be that way I might as well enjoy my life And watch the stars playBeverly Hills That's where I want to be Livin' in Beverly Hills Beverly Hills Rolling like a celebrity Livin' in Beverly HillsBeverly Hills

Movies:

Mr and Mrs Smith is the greatest movie on Earth GO ANGIE JOLIE MY WIFE!!!!!Enter the Matrix Morpheous rules go lawrence fisbourneElektra rocked my sox go jenny goRedeye fear takes flight cillian murphy oohh scary go rachel

Television:

The simpsons rulesFamily guy is greatAmerican Idol simon is awesomeThe apprentice............................................ UR FIRED

Books:

The Da Vinci Code rules

Heroes:

Alex Rodriguez my role model im gonna be better than you someday and im taken up the thirdbase for the y anks