Hi. This is Michael Jackson. I'm the most famous person in the world. I have a billion dollars in the bank. MTV named me "Artist of the Millenium." I love to purchase extravagances such as King Tut's golden sarcophagus. If you want to come to Neverland, it's easy, all you have to do is just email me at
[email protected] and send me $2,000 dollars. It's that simple. It will be fun. We'll eat pistachio cotton candy, and share beds. Also, look for "They Cage the Animals at Night." I will be directing it. It will be the best movie ever produced and I will win an Academy Award in every category.
