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Borracho

The salami in the sexay sandwich

About Me

I am a reporter/editor in exile, keeping my head up as best as I can. I am a registered Republican who prefers a barkeep with a liberal pouring policy. I believe in my savior Jesus Christ, that true redemption comes from within and the only way to conquer your fears is experience. I am married, love my wife, and I adore women of all varieties. Sometimes, a relationship is all about learning what you don't want and to serve as a warning to others. I admire character, loyalty, creativity and devotion to getting the job done. My pets are a part of Bin Laden's gang, yet I am still scooping up after them. I am dedicated to the ideal of forgiveness and try very hard to put all the baggage of hatred and grudges behind me, but it is not a good idea to piss me off. I enjoy violence, bourbon, a perfect pan sauce, sleeping in, good manners, witty people, constant contests of the dozens and shaking my groove thing.

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My Interests

Cooking, reading, writing, pro wrestling, yoga, a bit of charity work, Playstation 2. When I am in the right mood, hurting people's feelings with no remorse.

I'd like to meet:

Due to the sheer amount of Friend Requests from losers and whores, all will be deleted unless I know you instantly or a note is sent along with request. Also, have at least one photo of yourself on your site, if not, go away until you do. Note: Blogs are meant for mature readers only, even as most topics are immature.

Music:

The Rolling Stones, George Thorogood, Geto Boys, Ice-T and lots of the blues. Sing the motherfucking blues!

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, Pulp Fiction, The Blues Brothers, National Lampoon's Animal House, Kill Bill Vol. 1&2, The Warriors, Goodfella, Clerks, Dogma, Blazing Saddles, all things Star Wars, Godfather 1 & 2, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Harry Potter series, The Emperor's New Groove, Aladdin, Kids, The Shining, Full Metal Jacket, Sin City and Poison Ivy

Television:

Family Guy, The Sopranos, 24, Deadwood, Lucha Libre, Davey and Goliath and Mind of Mencia. Right now, top of the Heap is "Heroes"

Books:

Anything and everything, from The Bible to to classics to comics to garbage fiction to The Wall Street Journal.

Heroes:

The guy who put Crown Royal in a bottle and imported it to the United States. Dr. Weird. Salvador Dali. Verne Gagne. Baron Von Raschke. The One Borracho Nation and Chicano Power Productions. My Dad and Mum, my grandparents alive and dead, and my wife.

My Blog

A lot to handle

The last few days have been, shall we say, different. I get home a collapse like a sack of shit. I barely eat anything for supper. I swore I would not do a blog until I could do six paraghs, then I ha...
Posted by Borracho on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:12:00 PST

Sopranos, streamers, and shooting the breeze

The outrage over last night's finale to "The Sopranos" was so venomous, it crashed hbo.com. Man, people are pissed. I stand behind my reaction last night, I liked it, it made sense and it leave it to ...
Posted by Borracho on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:28:00 PST

Tha'll be a closed casket

Goodby Phil Leotardo, you miserable prick. As he met his end, I thought of a line I love from "Scarface: The World is Yours" when Tony scores a head shot: "That'll be a closed casket." I guess you can...
Posted by Borracho on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:05:00 PST

A squirrel peed on my pot plants!

Yesterday was a day of high highs and low lows, most of which I don't thin it is appropriate to share on a public blog. It was a helluva a way to end the week. Add to that, the rear driver tire on Lar...
Posted by Borracho on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 01:49:00 PST

Borrachology

Stolen from the talented Ms. Kathy MOUTHOLOGYQ. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?A. I avoid fast food. It give me heartburn Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?A. Fogo e Brasa in Ah...
Posted by Borracho on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:53:00 PST

Please believe me! You must believe me!

What a pisser of a day. Nothing went right. Y'know how Wednesdays are call "hump day?" I call em lump day. I get home and collapse in a heap and no shite, it was never so apparent as yesterday, I san...
Posted by Borracho on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:30:00 PST

To the mattresses (Soprano Spoilers)

The biggest shocker this season on "The Sopranos"? Paulie Walnuts is still alive. Come to think of it, they haven't done much with him this season. Bye to Bobby Bacala, it the best scene all season an...
Posted by Borracho on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:50:00 PST

Is it safe?

Yesterday I am ashamed of. With only a few must things to do, I spent most of the time drooling in front of "Scarface: The World Is Yours." I kept playing on mission over and over, a real ballbreaker....
Posted by Borracho on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:28:00 PST

Political column ahead

It's early for a Saturday and I am thinking on politics. I like John Edwards. If gets the nod and I certainly hope he does, I will do some research and thought on voting for him. He is smart, experien...
Posted by Borracho on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 09:45:00 PST

I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend

Motherfucker. I felt like shite most of the day, all stomach-aching. I haven't slept proper in a few nights and an anxiety attack now and again makes me almost smile. With my co-workers younger than m...
Posted by Borracho on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:08:00 PST