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Lana Reiss

..Life is like a dick...when it gets hard, fuck it!..

About Me

Currently playing:
Small clips of my late night radio show.

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Man, I do it all!

~ Acting. (You may have seen me on different shows, plays and indie films)
~ Singing. (Lead Singer of Machine Pristine 2007 to Now! - Lead singer of The Breakup from 2005-2007)
~ Impersonator -Gwen Stefani... Book me for your club, you wouldn't want to miss my show!
~ Online Personality. (Late Night Show w/Lana - Radio Show, & You Tube Personality)
~ Make up Artist - Oh yeah... and I work for M.A.C Cosmetics!

Sponsored by:

My You Tube site: http://www.youtube.com/mexilana

DONATE!! IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE!!

My Interests

Coloring! Give me a coloring book, you'll entertain me for hours.

Dancing...You'll catch me a club or two

Duh, Music.

I like Italian food...Oh dear god Olive Garden will steal my soul

I'd like to meet:


AIM = L to the ANA

And anyone who is willing to give me a dollar! I'm hungry!


Do not message me if:

You think im "Hawt," "Sexy," or "Fine" ...It's not cute. (Unless your name is Jake Gyllenhaal.)

Music:

Member Since: 11/6/2004
Band Website: youtube.com/mexilana
Band Members:
MACHINE PRISTINE:


Lana Reiss - Lead Vocals
AIM = L to the ANA

Chris Yarber - Lead Vocals/Guitar/Synth

Jeremy Styxx - Drums
Sounds Like: Music! DUH!
Record Label: Your Mom Supports Me
Type of Label: None

Movies:


The Day After TomorrowDonnie DarkoThe Breakfast ClubCant Hardly WaitThe Nightmare Before ChristmasShort CircuitBreakin'Edward Scissorhands

Television:


Looney TunesSpeed RacerAnimaniacsTiny ToonsFairly Odd ParentsGolden Girls

Books:

"So I heard that books are like movies, only written down" ~ Keg-O-Matic

Heroes:

Charlie Chaplin and Mel Blanc

My Blog

Update!

Ok ok ok. Everyone is dyin' to know what's the DEAL with the new band?! Why is it taking FOREVER AND A DAY to post a new song.   To build up the suspense, of course. =)   So, as I said befor...
Posted by Lana Reiss on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:19:00 PST

This really HAS been a rough week.

My emotions have been pushed from side to side this whole week, and I just wish I could sleep it all away. I’m so torn apart, because the anniversary of my ex’s death is coming up on Mond...
Posted by Lana Reiss on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:15:00 PST

RateaLookAlike.com!

Whoo hoo! I am now on a brand new site called:RateaLookalike.com !If you look like a celebrity, JOIN! Create a free profile so people can rate you!If you dont look like a celeb... JOIN ANYWAY! You can...
Posted by Lana Reiss on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 04:19:00 PST

No, I didn’t give up on music!

In fact...I'm back in the studio!Stay tuned loved ones!
Posted by Lana Reiss on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 02:27:00 PST

Ask Away!

New Video Ideas! Whoo hoo!Ask Away! is a new section of my You Tube page, where I (or me and my friends) answer all of your silly little questions.Just post a comment to this blog, and your question c...
Posted by Lana Reiss on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 09:15:00 PST

Lana invades YOU TUBE!

Come and check out my You Tube site, for random and somewhat funny videos!www.youtube.com/mexilanaand for you M.A.C Cosmetic lovers... Check out my brand spankin' new MAKE UP ONLY You Tube site!NOW RA...
Posted by Lana Reiss on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 04:22:00 PST

Sad news and changes.

I've changed my show date, from Mondays at 11pm to Wednesdays at 11pm PST. Please take note, so you aren't left hanging every Monday night.   I'm not sure how this week's show is going to be, bec...
Posted by Lana Reiss on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 12:59:00 PST

Word for the day.

Spontaneity.Practice it, and you'll be a happier person.Enjoy Life!
Posted by Lana Reiss on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:47:00 PST

Pooka Shells.

LOL.   You guys have to listen to Triumph's CD.   Don't know who Triumph is? Man... You're dumb. (Hint: He's little and furry. Ask a friend)
Posted by Lana Reiss on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:20:00 PST

VOTE FOR ME NOW @ HOT TOPIC.COM!!

Hello! I just got word that I'm a finalist for Hot Topic's 2006 Model Search!!! I entered as joke, thinking I wouldn't get it! Ha! In which case, if/when you vote, look for an "Aileen" (Fake...
Posted by Lana Reiss on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 04:36:00 PST