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About Me

I AM THEE ENIGMA THAT WAS FOUND AT THEE BOTTOM OF A HALLY'EEN CAKE. I AM WHAT I DON'T DO. I AM IN LOVE WITH THY-SELF. I AM STRANGER THAN ODD AND ODDER THAN A STRANGER. I PLAY MUSIQUE TO THEE MASSEES, AND THEY DANCE, AND I SMILE IN THEIR HAPPY BEE BOP NOT HIP HOP BUT ROCK A STOMP DANCE-A-TINES. THEE MUSIQUE IS THEE ONLY WAY TO BEEHIVE SO PUT SOME HONEY IN YER HAIR AND COME SEE ME PLAY AT BAR BLOC BATH ST (glasgow). IT'S ALWAYS THEE FOURTH SATURDAY OF THEE MONTH (or the saturday after death disco) IT'S FREE BEFORE MIDNITE AND ONLY TWO OF YOUR SHINIEST POUNDS THEREAFTER NAUGHTY BUT NICE. WANNA SLIDE YOUR BODY TO MY BEATS THEN COME AND STOMP YAR FEETSTHEE Mr Mister xxxxxLIKE VINEGAR AND JAM DONT EAT SPAM DANCE AND FLOP AM LIGHT ON TOP I CHANGE MY HAIR I LIKE TO BE BARE FALL AROUND TO THE DISCO SOUND I DRESS UP LIKE A NAUGHTY PUP I LIKE TO DRINK BUT HATE TO STINK I AM THE DRUM I SHAKE MY BUM AM NON PC I LIKE THE SEA I'LL FIND MY WAY FOR A BETTER DAY I LOVE MY LIFE WITH ALL ITS STRIFE I LIKE BUTTER A BIT OF A NUTTER SHAKE MY DISEASE AND SCRATCH YER FLEAS SPIN MY HEAD FALL OUTTA BED THIS IS ME AND ALL I WANNA BE

My Interests

INTERESTED IN INTERSTING THINGS THE UNUSUAL DANCING LIVING MY FRIENDS ARE MY LIFE MY LIFE IS A GIFT DEEJAYING DRESSING UP AND DOWN BOBBI BROWN SPECIALS ALCOHOLIC MILKSHAKES DISCO BEING DRIVEN CARTOONS MENTALISM PHOTOGRAPHS POSH PEOPLE AND STUFF

I'd like to meet:

EVERYONE, ANYONE AND NO-ONE REMEMBER KEEP ON SMILING LOVERS IT KEEPS THE WORLD WARM :-D

Music:

PATTI SMITH THE RAMONES MISS KITTEN TIGA MARILYN MANSON DEAD OR ALIVE KRAFTWERK MORGAN GEIST METRO AREA LIPPS INC SOULWAX FELIX DA HOUSECAT EDDIE AND THE SUNSHINE LOU REED AND THE VELVET UNDERGROUND AVENUE D DJ HELL DIANA ROSS GLORIA GAYNOR DONNA SUMMER ABBA MADONNA GARBAGE THE EELS CHICKS ON SPEED PET SHOP BOYS PRINCESS JULIA BOOBIES EVELYN THOMAS THE THOMPSON TWINS WHITE STRIPES INFACT MY LIST IS ENDLESS SO AM NOT GONNA SAY ANYMORE

Movies:

PARTY MONSTER LITTLE BOY TATE LA VIE EST BELLE AND AGAIN THIS LIST GOES ON AND ON

Books:

BELLE DE JOUR CONFESSIONS OF A LONDON CALL GIRL

Heroes:

GRACE JONES AMANDA LEPORE PETE BURNS RU PAUL DIVINE MARGARET THATCHER MY GOOD SELF PARIS HILTON STEVE STRANGE MARILYN MANSON MAIRI AND FREDDY THEY MAKE ME SMILE

My Blog

ALL CHANGE PLEASE

not posted a blog in ages guess i been too lazy i mean busy. things are starting to work out for me which is awesome. i am taking time out of studying to concetrate on deejaying. its all looking good ...
Posted by Thee Mr Mister on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:56:00 PST

WHATS THE BIG IDEA?

dear readers i thought i would try and maybe give an insight into the life and times of the me you dont actually know. I am a shining star in the abyss of a dancefloor that people like to to...
Posted by Thee Mr Mister on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 10:32:00 PST

I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE

I KNOW WHAT BOYS WHAT a good fucking slap across the chops is all i can say well one of things i can say would be a daft if that was the only sentence i could string together. boys men gender benders ...
Posted by Thee Mr Mister on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 06:50:00 PST

stuck in a cyle

i feel like i am stuck in a cycle the cirular motion of life repeats itself on and on. keep doing it again and again confusing myself every step of the way trying to get a piece of something that i cr...
Posted by Thee Mr Mister on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:58:00 PST

YO YO

UP AND DOWN AND IN AND OUT??? WELL HERES THE NEXT INSTALLMENT IN MY BLOG OF LIFE ;-) SO WHAT HAVE I BEEN UP2 I HEAR YOU ASK WITH A PAINED SMILE WELL NADA JUST FUCKING COLLEGE WORK DOIN MY FUCKIN...
Posted by Thee Mr Mister on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 04:31:00 PST

HOW DIFFERENT AM I RE-BIRTH

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE KNOWN ME I HAVE CHANGED A LOT I'VE PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO MYSLEF AND MY LIFE AND STILL HAVE A LOT TO DO BUT I JUST WANNA SAY WHY MOAN ? SURE SHIT HAPPENS IN LIFE IT WOULDN'T ...
Posted by Thee Mr Mister on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:27:00 PST

da cold

i got the cold and its yukky why do we have to have these aflictions cunting virus's oh well i still got the powa...
Posted by Thee Mr Mister on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 03:35:00 PST

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS GAY THING ANYMORE

HEY I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS, TOO MANY PEOPLE GET CAUGHT UP WITH THE WHOLE AM GAY THING IT ANNOYS ME. WHY SPEND YOUR LIFE AROUND YOUR SEXUALITY? I MEAN I'VE DONE THE WHOLE GAY SCENE THING AND IT ...
Posted by Thee Mr Mister on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:07:00 PST

LIFE

LIFE SEEMS LIKE A STRUGLE YOU MOVE ALONG A CONSTANT BACKWARD FLOW YOU GET A ROCK TO REST ON THEN IT ERODES AND THERE YOU ARE GOING UPSTREAM AGAIN BEING HUNTED AND BATTLING YOUR WAY THROUGH TRYING TO L...
Posted by Thee Mr Mister on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:18:00 PST

I AM THE CIRCUS

I AM THE CIRCUS I SWING ON A TRAPEZEI HAVE A SOCIAL DISEASETHE SHAPE OF THINGS TO COMEMAKE ME WANNA SHAKE MY BUMHERE I COME HERE I CUM HEY LOVERS NOT TYPED A FOLLOW UP BLOG AM SO LAZEE ITS 7 AM A...
Posted by Thee Mr Mister on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:11:00 PST