B Swenk(y)

Brian Swenk was born in West Jefferson NC to the infamous Swenk Clan. Early in his life Social Services decided that Brian would be better off if he were placed in custody with a pack of wild wolves deep in the heart of Appalachia. Brian's time with the wolves taught him many valuable lessons, such as how to track a scent over many miles, but also left Brian with certain identifiable traits, such as the inability to pronounce the letter "p". One night while tracking a bobcat Brian heard the sweet sound of a 5-string banjo coming from a nearby porch. From that moment on, Brian knew that he had to learn how to make that sound and use it to fight crime in small college towns in the Appalachian Mtns. Criminals and terrorists beware, if you are participating in any illegal activity you might here the sound of the 5-string banjo piercing through the crisp night air, right before you are drop kicked by a masked ninja.
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"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty well-preserved body. Rather, one should skid in broadside, thoroughly used-up, totally worn out, and proclaiming, "Wow, what a ride!!!"
"The best thing about popular music is that it isn't popular for long." —Col. Bruce Hampton
"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars ..." --Jack Kerouac
"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."-- Hunter S. Thompson
If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up. - Hunter S. Thompson"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over." --Hunter S. Thomson

“To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.” --Tom Robbins
"When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." —Stephen Henry Roberts
"Who loves not women, wine and song remains a fool his whole life long." -Martin Luther