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alex

onechubtwo

About Me

ahhhh, my good friends, how i miss you all. i have since moved on from the imported stem ware business and have moved into the furniture business. i am slowly learning how to make furniture from a one armed menonite from the up-state of south carolina. i dont know if you've ever met a menonite from south carolina but let me tell you they party like mad. their beer is always warm but hell it still works. anyhow, i am moving to a small country cottage in valle crucis which is right in the middle of gods country here in watagua county. i'm living by myself, two guitars, a bed, and a three legged doggy named boomer. dont ask about the name, it will only confuse you, lets just say it had something to do with jack daniels and the fourth of july. which, by the was is when south carolina menonites celebrate the birth of muhammad. the bar-b-que they make is incredible. very enlightening. i still play music out about town in different arrangements here and there. perhaps one day you'll run into me. i had a sick indie rock band with my boss called the "menonite do rights". it was a two piece, myself on guitar and he played a hay bale, which can be quite percussive. we had a falling out though when he wouldnt play a string of waffle house gigs i had set up in south georgia. bad shit goes down in south georgia. anyway, to anyone reading this, i do indeed miss you and please keep in touch. we live in strange times and need to stick together. peace to all.........psss-the guy to my left in my picture is james mcmutry, the best song writer in america, and i'll stand on bob dylan and steve earles coffee table and yell that.....

My Interests

bar-b-que, sex, and drugsps--when i first typed this segment i forgot to place a comma between bar-b-que and sex. in hindsight i should have left it out.pss-- for those of you that dont know the gourds are a great band. check em out.ACG JAN. 18, 2006----- BAR-B-QUE SEX AND THE PRESIDENTAL POWER

I'd like to meet:

any type of small horse, bill murry, john prine and perhaps a large cat. but dont get me started on large cats......

Music:

ANYTHING THATS WORTH A DAMN, AND OR IS WRITTEN AND PLAYED BY SOMEONE WHO HAS OR IS DOING SOME SORT OF DRUG. THIS RANGES FROM THE SILVER JEWS TO THE GRATEFUL DEAD. WILCO, JAMES MCMURTRY, THE STONES, THE GOURDS, JOHN PRINE

Movies:

ALL WES ANDERSON, COHEN BROTHERS AND ANYTHING MADE FROM 1968-1981. ALSO, ANY INTERESTING DOCUMENTARY AS LONG AS ITS NOT ABOUT LARGE CATS.

Television:

YOUR TYPICAL STONER TV--- DAILY SHOW, COLBERT REPORT, DEADWOOD, WEEDS AND ANYTHING ON THE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC CHANNEL.

Books:

ANYTHING HISTORIC, I LIKE ME SOME HISTORY. NOT A BIG FICTION FAN. LOVE THE HUNTER S. THOMPSONS OF THE LTERARY WORLD. ANYONE WHO TAKES CHANCES AND WRITES WITH SOME BALLS I DIG. (I.E.- KRAKAUER OR TONY HOROWITZ).

Heroes:

HUNTER S. THOMPSON AND JESUS