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john

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About Me

I am the mid Atlantic A&R rep for Virgin records, basically I know alot of people. I love my job. I get to hear the COOLEST music, and meet the cats behind it, but I'm totally looking to meet you. I have a large...just kidding, heart. I love to help people in every way possible. That does include free boob jobs for you hotties, and somewhat undesirables. Looks matter ALOT, but i am willing to go for improving YOUR flaws (as long as i know what i'm working with!) I am charming, VERY funny, an excellent chef, and always treat the ladies with respect.Myspace Backgrounds
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Name: John Mathew Luke Mark Paul Albarn
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How do you want to Die: Auto erotic asphixiation
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: John Ritter
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Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1,258 1/2 Have you heard of Earl????
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My Interests

By the way I love fake boobs, oh yeah I wanna meet Satan and his buddy Jesus. Seriously, I'm looking for some orgasmic titty fucking!

I'd like to meet:

All sorts of cool cats like Jesus and Satan, and all you motherfuckers in between! I love me some strippers, and rappers! Librarians get me off! God bless all you beautiful babes with fake titties, cos they're the BEST! I'm auditioning females to buy boobs for, and I have bucket loads to spend!

Music:

the Stones, linda strawberry, the beattles, john coltrane, green day, led zeppelin, jane's addiction, happy mondays, clinic, goldie, nirvana, supergrass, mudhoney, the mama's and the papa's, blue cheer, fionna apple, coldplay, white stripes, chem lab, the strokes, air supply, jay-z, cannibus, yes, the police, voo doo blue, joy drop, gary jules, alabama, dolly parton and her fake titties! hell YEAH! portishead, prodigy, dj sasha, jah works, colouring lesson, karmellas game, val yumm, pinky, and all the kareoke singers at mahaffey's thursday night, ass plunge, cornelius, gorillaz, the postal service, tahiti 80, todd miller and ed louer, the vines, the doves, elbow, the slits, brendan benson, the donna's, gay dad, kenny rogers, the fledglings, london suede, kevin bacon's bullshit band, r kelly, flock of seagulls, gary numan, duran duran, TLC, real geniuses, mr green jeans (just kidding), loretta lynn, frederick hibbert, AKA toots and the maytals, lake trout, land speed record, morning wood, the foo fighters, garbage, madonna, whitesnake, los lobos, bilbi!!!!

Movies:

zoolander, clockwork orange, 9 1/2 weeks, 9 to 5, quills, deep throat, good fellas, taxi driver, all the god damn godfathers, debbie does dallas, DIG!, my home made pornos (they are the best, wink!), basic instinct, 24 hour party people, closer, jackass cos of my boy Johnny, SLC punk, slackers, the holy grail, hot dog, reservoir dogs, clerks, office space, anything with my sweet heart jenna jameson!

Television:

There is no porn on TV, what's the point!

Books:

I don't read BOOKS fuckers, I look at pics in skin mags!

Heroes:

hugh heffner, kurt cobain, oprah, larry flint, savannah, seth cefferi, mrs. robinson, the greatest american hero, jim jones, william jefferson clinton, my name is earl, jim beam, and all high school janitors.

My Blog

baghenia

  Who's in the mood for some pizza and baghenia?  Where the fuck is JUSTIN???????    ...
Posted by john on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 10:29:00 PST

PISSED OFF!

  I am pissed off because i can't jerk off right now, because some hot baby with fake titties is sucking my dick!!!! NO JOKE!!!!...
Posted by john on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 10:07:00 PST