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Frank

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About Me

What is there really to say? Well ... a lot ... I just don't have a whole lot of time at the moment. In short, I rule! I shot the sherrif AND the deputy, I took the Lindbergh baby, and I'm probably one of the few people in the world who was ever actually thanked for not raping someone. :-)

I'm a huge hockey fan, specifically the Pittsburgh Penguins, and also get into several other sports such as football, baseball, and dwarf tossing. I like to write, love movies and music, and I try to have as much fun as I can. I live my life by one simple creedo: When you come to a fork in the road ... take it!

My Interests

Um ... hockey,
my car, watching movies, having fun, drinking with friends, writing (but oddly enough, I'm not a big fan of reading), hanging out, and just all the other stuff people do to have a good time.

I'd like to meet:

Professional hockey players, and anyone else who can take a stick, some ice, and a net and have a good time. Also anyone who just likes to have fun and enjoy life.

And the guy who came up with THIS ad campaign!

..

Who's dirty??

Music:

All different stuff. If you listen to my Ipod, you'll hear everything from Barenaked Ladies (huge BNL fan!!) to Garth Brooks and Toby Keith to Eminem and Kid Rock to Matisyahu to bits from the Simpsons.I'm a huge fan of XM Satelite Radio, especially the Opie and Anthony Show, which, while technically not music, belongs on this list as it's stuff I listen to.

Movies:

Too many to list, but a good sampling of my favorites is:

V for Vendetta

Office Space

Forty Year Old Virgin

"Let's get some f*cking FRENCH TOAST!!!!"

Gotta have two!

The Princess Bride

Pulp Fiction, The Shining,

Sin City

Boogie Nights. Kill Bill 1 and 2, The Punisher, Hostel, and of course,

Clerks

(in fact, the whole Kevin Smith collection).

Closer

Though it's not technically a movie, I'd be remiss if I didn't put in my favorite internet cartoon, Red Vs. Blue.

(If you don't know who they are, check them out ... their stuff is crazy!)

Television:

Family Guy, Lost, The Wire, and The Simpsons ... that's about it.

Books:

CSS, CNS, Sales Coaching, and every other book I read at work pretty much makes me not want to read anything for fun. I have a hard time getting through Maxim some months because I get so sick of words on a printed page. (Kind of ironic for someone who wants to be a writer.)

Having said that, I am currently reading three (yes, three!) books. "The Best of Roald Dahl," recommended by a good friend, "Moneyball," because it sounds interesting, and "The Zombie Survival Guide." also recommended very highly by a friend who's opinion I respect greatly.

Heroes:

Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, that guy who pulled the kid out of the burning building ... Oh, you mean MY heroes ... the guy who invented Yuengling, Mario Lemieux, and my parents, especially my mother.