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Will Fluke

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Will Fluke - A band of Pop Rebels unlike all others before. Pop rebels are born, not made. Typically they are born as the result of a lurid tryst in the bathroom of one of the following establishments: CBGB's, The Riot House, Sudsy Malone's, The Whisky A Go-Go, or The Waffle House off of I-71 near Columbus. The boys in The Fluke are perhaps the most celebrated musicians of the Pop Rebel movement. They are certainly the most influential band of the late nineteenth century. OK, They weren't exactly alive in the late nineteenth century, but had they been, they would have rocked much HARDER than everyone else.------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ -----------Historians have often cited the influence of Will Fluke on the Beatles as incalculable. This is because the Beatles were not influenced by Will Fluke at all, so there is truly no way to calculate their influence, or lack there of. Other acts that we can not measure the effects of The Fluke on include (and are not limited to): Led Zeppelin, Mozart, Tool, Johnny Cash, Prince, The Who, Tiny Tim, Krokus, Bob Dylan, ELO, Nirvana, Buddy Holly, Poison, Gershwin, Woody Guthrie, Guns and Roses, Willie Nelson, The Foo Fighters, and the Harlem Boys Choir.

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Member Since: 1/24/2006
Band Website: NEW AND IMPROVED!!!!! willfluke.com
Band Members: Power Pop from the east side of Hell Nashville TN, and Cincinnati, OH. These guys met at the international school for mime in Paris, France. They were kicked out for talking and decided to start a band. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------- Singer Davin, the lead singer, comes to us from parts unknown. In fact, he won't even tell us his last name. Joe from Marketing thinks its because he has a criminal record. He even started an office pool called Name the Offence. The smart money is on mail fraud and racketeering. ------------------------------------------------------------ --------- Clark McIntosh - Drums and vox: Clark met the other four members at the International School for Mimes in Paris, France. Clark is allergic to kool-aid, which may have saved his life in Jonestown. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------- Mark McIntosh - Guitar and vox: Mark was once the stunt double for Farrah Fawcett on Charlie's Angels. He also co-wrote the theme song to the Fall Guy. Mark hopes to realize his lifelong dream of running an Alpaca farm. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------- Ja'Michael Yeazel - Rhythm Guitar and vox: Ja'Michael recently signed an endorsement deal with Verizon Wireless. Several years ago Ja'Michael "J-EZ" Jackson saw the need for an environment that would allow women to work out with out men ogling them. This led him to found the first Curves for Women. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------- Dave Pelfrey, the new bass player for Will Fluke, comes to the band having spent four years living in a Tibetan Monastery. He wasnt there studying to become a monk or anything, he was just crashing in the basement. ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------
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