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Gorgonzola Surprise

I am here for Friends and Networking

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Folks who like pie.And Lynda Barry.

Music:

Rasputina, Stay At Home Bomb, the Gipsy Kings, Morphine, the Cuntifiers, Le Tigre, PJ Harvey, The Cure, jazz, classical, tango, 80's pop, overwrought gothy stuff, older They Might Be Giants, Savage Aural Hotbed, Kate Bush, Low, The Knockout Pills, Starlight Mints, Bjork, Low, Kronos Quartet..more will come to mind later.

Movies:

Wes Anderson stuff, old monster movies, creepy sci-fi, Eternal Sunshine, Japanese movies, Bombay musicals, Harold and Maude, Blade Runner, Brazil, The Big Lebowski, Run Lola Run, oh good god, there are tooooooo many movies to mention here.

Television:

Strangers With Candy, Unico, Kids in the Hall, MST3K, The Ali G Show, Iron Chef (the Japanese version, thankye), The Daily Show, Carnivale, and so on and so forth.

Books:

Lynda Barry (novels AND comix), Julie Doucet, Wind-Up Bird Chronicles, Middlesex, Geek Love, books on German Expressionism, books on printmaking and drawing, Educating Esme, Ray Bradbury, short story anthologies, Dame Darcy, The Watchmen, nudie books, books with interesting pictures, cookbooks, Susan Orlean essay books, China Mieville, Stanislaw Lem, Kelly Link's short stories, Susan Brackney's Lost Soul books, Books of Hundertwasser's paintings, Roald Dahl, Angela Carter, Henrik Drescher, Margaret Kilgallen, hoity-toity Taschen coffee table books (especially the ones with nudies), Henrik Drescher, Yoshitomo Nara's works on paper and other objects, and so on and so forth.

Heroes:

Lynda Barry! Amy Sedaris! Eddie Izzard! Mary Lynn Rajskub! And many more! Oh yeah!

My Blog

How I Pass The Time

Try maneuvering a wheelbarrow full of hay and goat poo down a rocky hillside at high noon in the desert. You'll love it!
Posted by Gorgonzola Surprise on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:56:00 PST

whaa?

How the bloody hell did I get this even-more-remarkable blump???Oh. Right...I'm at my parents' house, eating a gallon of cake every day.
Posted by Gorgonzola Surprise on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 09:45:00 PST

best fortean-esque headline ever.

Bones of prehistoric camel found at Wal-Mart site.
Posted by Gorgonzola Surprise on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 08:09:00 PST

Sweet Jesus, I hate cockroaches.

Oh, I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them. It's not a rational phobia, but it's such an intense one. I've been especially paranoid about roaches lately because summer...
Posted by Gorgonzola Surprise on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:00:00 PST

Sucks to you, art history.

I hate you, Clement Greenberg.
Posted by Gorgonzola Surprise on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:03:00 PST

Doze Nutz.

Yesterday during our art period, a child ran up and informed me that the boy sitting next to him had said that "girls don't have balls in front, they have balls in their butts." I told the child that ...
Posted by Gorgonzola Surprise on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 06:34:00 PST

Deez Nutz.

Several nights ago, I had a dream. In this dream, I had testicles. They were large and hairy. I broke one of them. It was just hanging there, like a deflated balloon. I was really upset about this, un...
Posted by Gorgonzola Surprise on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:41:00 PST

Kids say the funniest things.

So I was at work today (quick update for those who don't know this: I have a part-part-time job at an elementary school). This adorable kindergartener was coloring in his coloring book. The picture wa...
Posted by Gorgonzola Surprise on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 11:00:00 PST

There is something the matter with me.

What, I ask, would possess a person to stay up extra late on a Tuesday night, messing around on Youtube.com, looking specifically for Cyndi Lauper videos and graphic footage of boils being lanced? You...
Posted by Gorgonzola Surprise on Wed, 17 May 2006 02:22:00 PST

eating and eating and eating

Let's see....three springrolls, Trader Joe's mock O's, peanut butter liberally piled on top of several hundred crackers, a carton of that HD raspberry vanilla yogurt swirl stuff, a ginger scone, some&...
Posted by Gorgonzola Surprise on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 11:49:00 PST