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Bruce

I am here for Friends

About Me

"the black guy with the glasses" "yes my middle name is lee.... yeah like bruce lee" "No i'm not related" 'yeah haha waataaii very funny motherfucker"

My Interests

computers, music, good chinese food, tv shows on dvd,and kettle popcorn

I'd like to meet:

bill cosby, your mom, conan o'brien,spike lee, jet li, jackie chang,sam jackson,robert deniro, michael mann,trent reznor, bjork,and christina ricci.

Music:

rather than have a huge list of what i do like. i will just list what i don't like anything with a banjo and/or accordian.country.ac/dc. good charlotte.50 cent. puff daddy.dixie chicks.kid rock.ICP and all their juggaloes.and people who want to be emminem.

Movies:

warriors of heaven and earth, pecker, musa,hero,heat,pumpkin,lewis clark & george,bamboozled,dancer in the dark

Television:

buffy,angel, dead like me, 24, smallville,6 feet under,veronica mars

Books:

tokyo sucker punch,geek love,war of spirits chronicles

Heroes:

conan,sam jackson,my pc,rose mcgowan,al bundy, halli berri, hot ham and cheese croissantwich...mmmmm

My Blog

weird ass dream

so i'm relaxing in a room with some people. we are talking about movies and whatnot. i knew who they were in the dream but i cannot recall now. one was a couple on one side of the room and an older gu...
Posted by Bruce on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 03:44:00 PST

hacked accounts

man people need to stop looking at pornsites and those webcam girl profiles. so many hacked accounts and spams for random shit. you noticed the growing number of your friends leaving spam comments lat...
Posted by Bruce on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 04:50:00 PST

thank you captain obvious

much like the quotes one, i will add some of the things people say to me at the counter.a guy brings a wireless 360 controller "it's wireless!"-yeah i figured that since it didn't have any wiresa guy ...
Posted by Bruce on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 08:16:00 PST

T3ch N1n3

so i was hanging out at congress last night.we are sitting on the patio and  this gangster/icp  dude walks up to me. "YO DAWG WASSUP! YOU WERE WITH TECH NINE SHOW RIGHT?"no i just came here ...
Posted by Bruce on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 05:10:00 PST

i wanna thank god

why is religion such a big part of sports? it seems like everytime some dumb jock wins something he thanks god. i wanna thank god for giving me the strength to knock the shit out of my opponent in the...
Posted by Bruce on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 05:25:00 PST

funny birthday present

i had a funny memory. back in 6th grade some friends and i decided to have 1 big birthday party.it was pretty fun most our grade showed up. and at the time it didn't occur to me how ridiculous my pres...
Posted by Bruce on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:25:00 PST

farewell request system

1. this kid calls everyday for the lotr on gba. he's been calling everyday for about 6 months now. and the gamestop down the street. now if we had the request system it would have cut the calls by bou...
Posted by Bruce on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 06:11:00 PST

FNG

things said to me by the fng-  i was telling a story about how pro basketball players come to work, and expect us to know who they are. and his response was "THEY ONLY WENT TO YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE...
Posted by Bruce on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:06:00 PST

"FAGGOTS!!"- paul the drunk

Colin and i were walking back from karuna's. we pass by 2 guys."FAGGOTS!!!"uh yeah, you alright over there man?"YEAH.....I'm Alright over here!"then why did you yell out "faggots!" do you have tourett...
Posted by Bruce on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 08:08:00 PST

a haiku for mary wray

mary is moving she used to scream"FUCK" at mei sure will miss her
Posted by Bruce on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 08:40:00 PST