firefighters, chocolate chip muffins, kugel, pretending I'm fluent in French to get jobs, newspaper puzzle parties, tabloids, spending countless hours of my life online, Lifetime movies, chilling with people who are over six feet tall, being a site, Olive Garden, ice cream sundaes, hilarious pictures of cats with funny captions
Mean Mister Mustard and my Uncle William Shakespeare (no, I'm not kidding)
THE BEATLES, the Strokes, Cake, Weezer, Maroon 5, Gorillaz, Meat Loaf, Paul McCartney's solo work, School House Rock, 1930s music, Disney soundtracks especially from their 90s classics, most 80s music, disco, classic rock, some rap... basically anything besides country, Yani, or Phish. Sorry, Drew.
Iron Will, Mystic River, Napoleon Dynamite, Eurotrip (especially when watched with Europeans), Frankenfish, Lifetime movies, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, 1980s home videos
Full House, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Futurama, Family Guy
To Kill a Mockingbird, Kite Runner, anything by David Sedaris, Evergreen, short stories by Edgar Allen Poe and Mark Twain
Al Gore... or whoever invented the internet