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sir edgar

they're not gay they're hobbits

About Me

hello my name is jordan. i am probably the coolest uncool person you will ever meet. i wouldnt say im a geek but im only a step or so above that. i enjoy orange juice (no pulp eww). i really like graham crackers and nilla waffers but im not sure which i like more. i really like music and my friends cuz they are the best. um i enjoy life and southpark and of course the magic bullet which is amazing. it makes good stuff like chocolate moose and daquiries. um yeah thats pretty much all there is about me cool huh?

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this is me at my job

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My Interests

emily, music, nerdy activities such as WoW (sigh), sleeping, movies, books, food

I'd like to meet:

people who are intersting and interested

steve from punchline and gene the werewolf merch guy on super bowl sunday

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adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

my band list was taking up to much space so im just gonna say that i really like music and that is that.

Movies:

oh my goodness are movies awesome!

Television:

south park, friends, the simpsons, gilmore girls, scrubs, court television, bad talk shows that kind of stuff

Books:

i like to read just about anything my favorite include atlas shrugged, the wheel of time series, the dune series, lord of the rings, lord of the flies, some shakespeare plays, just about anything by dave barry...

Heroes:


we can live like kings...WE CAN LIVE LIKE KINGS!!!

i wonder what he's talking about

with out you i would probably die...

My Blog

i need a hot shower

some things just dont make any sense.  like why one fucking dream has got me feeling so anxious im on the verge of throwing up.  my skin is crawling and i cant seem to keep up with it. ...
Posted by sir edgar on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:41:00 PST

all the things that make me angry

so today has been pissing me off more than anything! it was supposed to be good seeing as i dont work and all but no! so i am going to rant and rave about all the things that piss me off in hopes that...
Posted by sir edgar on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 04:49:00 PST

march is the best month ever!

this is why march is the best month ever 1. just friends came out on dvd 2. streetlight manifesto released keasby nights 3. south park season 7 comes out! 4. the academy is..., panic! at the disco, an...
Posted by sir edgar on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 08:44:00 PST

pirate graham crackers to the rescue!

so i was feeling quite famished while i sat talking about beautiful things, like jesus, and so i decided that i would set out on a quest to discover something to put into my empty tummy.  so i ti...
Posted by sir edgar on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:34:00 PST

you're beautiful...fuck you james blunt

i have heard this song too many times in the past three days and i now hate james blunt more than anyone else on the planet! you're beautiful is pretty much the worst song ever written.  the lyri...
Posted by sir edgar on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 11:14:00 PST

15 reasons why utah is the worst place in the world

people can't drive for shit most places close on Sunday including the mall way too many cops people step on Jon's heels Utah gives you hernias! you can't park your car anywhere without someone puttin...
Posted by sir edgar on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 08:56:00 PST

the truth about mini-vans

in light of recent events i have come to some very interesting conclusions 1. foriegners plus mini-vans equals a very bad situation. in fact mini-vans in general are dangerous and a thr...
Posted by sir edgar on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 12:13:00 PST