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Mo Pete

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About Me

I'm a carnie. I have very large hands. I aspire to grow a mustache. I invented the Flobee Haircut Vacuuming System. I'm allergic to salt....and peppa. I only get a haircut twice a year. I have 26 dogs in a 1 bedroom apartment. I hold the Guiness World Record for eating the most fire ants in one sitting. I'm dyslexic but only when it comes to reading clocks, therefore, when it's nine o'clock I think it's three o'clock. I was born wearing shoes....a medical mystery I went over Niagra Falls in a barrell at the tender age of 17.I toured with Motley Crue when I was 8.

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My Interests

Watching people play XBox, The LPGA, changing light bulbs at other people's houses, I let people use the bathroom at my house and leave no toilet paper to hear their reactions, I walk my friends dogs for free, I tell people that I can cut hair really well but I can't, shattering world 3 Roommates and friends

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I'd like to meet:

Keanu Reeves, Missy Elliot, Bob Dole, Henry Ford, Monica Lewinsky, Richard Simmons and Susan Powder, Tony Soprano, Kevin Bacon or anyone who knows Kevin Bacon or anyone who knows anyone who knows Kevin Bacon or anyone who knows anyone who knows anyone who knows Kevin Bacon, Amy Fisher, Tonya Harding

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Music:

Marilyn Manson's Christmas Carols, Elmo sings Showtunes, Pete Rose Gospel Hymns Vol. 7 & 12, Swedish Death Metal and Polish Life Metal

Movies:

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

Television:

"10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain, and 100% reason to remember the name."

Books:

"Hand over my mouth, I'm earning the right to my silence in quiet discerning between ego and timing but judgement is once again proving to me that it's still worth it's weight in gold."

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