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Barnaby Jones

I've got one bullet and its got your email address on it, don't make me hit send

About Me

My vision would turn your world upside-down, tear asunder your illusions, and a sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Ask yourself... are you really ready to see that vision?
I have a hard time ever being serious and always try to have a good time. Scotch is my drink of choice, single malt preferably. I think jesus is over rated. I love monkeys. I miss my beard.
I want you to come to this and enjoy a drink or 2:

My Interests

Comedy, cartoons, music, movies, poker, computers, good times, Tuesday Nights at Sal's

I'd like to meet:

People with a good sense of humor who don't over react at the littlest thing. People who can appreciate a good beard. friends of mine

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Music:

Everything. The Doors, Zeppelin, Rage Against the Machine, The Who, Public Enemy, Boy Sets Fire, Bracket, Atari Teenage Riot, Tribe Called Quest, Alec Empire, At The Drive In, Atmosphere, Bloodhound Gang, Cake, Dalek, Foo Fighters, Fugazi, George Clinton, Grateful Dead, Helmet, Jack Johnson, Jethro Tull, Jets to Brazil, Kid Dynamite, KRS-One, Kool Keith, MC Paul Barman, Nine Inch Nails, No Use for a Name, Non Prophets, Pearl Jam, Phish, Prince Paul, Saul Williams, Sage Francis, Sly & the Family Stone, Stone Temple Pilots, Strike Anywhere, Ten Foot Pole, Tenacious D, The Roots, Tom Petty, Ugly Duckling, Weezer, The Postal Service, Lake Trout

Movies:

Anything with a monkey in it, especially that one where he skateboards. Monkeys in movies are funny, admit it and set yourself free. Fight Club, Office Space, Swingers, Made, Fletch, Oceans 11 (remake), The Color of Money, Rounders, Traffic, American History X, Bourne Identity, RAD

Television:

Mostly cartoons - Adult Swim, Simpsons, Seinfeld, Reno 911, Venture Bros., High Stakes Poker on GSN has tickled my fancy here and there

Books:

Check em out!

Heroes:

Andy Kaufman, Tyler Durden, Phil Ivey, Che Guevara, Dan Chipowski

My Blog

Worst feeling ever...

T-Boned by an asshole who ran a red light not even paying attention causing the car I was in the flip and roll into a telephone pole. ...
Posted by Barnaby Jones on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Inauguration Day Pics

DCs finest at it again...
Posted by Barnaby Jones on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST