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About Me

Once someone said that I should always introduce myself as Hi, Im Eric and youre probably going to be offended.

My Interests

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Music:

Rush, Tool, Pink floyd, Radiohead, Nine Inch Nails, Bob Dylan, R.E.M., Alice in Chains, Wilco, Bauhaus, Pearl Jam, Ryan Adams, KMFDM, Led Zeppelin, A Perfect Circle, Modest Mouse, Smashing Pumpkins, Supertramp, Rage Against the Machine, The Beatles, Neil Young, Doves, Mars Volta, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Depeche Mode, Beck, Spoon, The White Stripes, Elliott Smith, Death Cab for Cutie, The Hives, Fiona Apple, The Clash, Marilyn Manson, Stone Temple Pilots, The Strokes, Helmet, The Von Bondies, Portishead, Interpol, Whiskeytown, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Nick Drake, Deftones, Bloc Party, Coheed and Cambria, God Speed you Black Emperor!, The Doors, Frou Frou, Beth Orton, Drive by Truckers, Eels, Elastica, The Red Walls, Rancid, Social Distortion, AFI, The Pixies, The Vines, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and probably fifty more. New music always gives me a boner.

Books:

John Irving, John Steinbeck, Tom Robbins, Garrison Keillor, Chuck Palahniuk, Neil Gaiman, Kurt Vonnegut, David Sedaris, Robert Jordan, Neal Stephenson, Ken Kesey, Tom Wolfe

My Blog

Latino Women

Reasons why you should never ever hit on a Latino women with a tattoo on her neck: Scrapes Cuts Bruising Broken Fingers Black Eyes Scull Fractures Contusions Lacerations Internal Bleeding Cracked and...
Posted by Eric on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 04:10:00 PST

Chuck Norris...

September the 22nd is officially Chuck Norris day in Austin, TX. This was pronounced by the mayor as he shook hands with chuck downtown the other day, he also made him an honorary citizen of Austin. ...
Posted by Eric on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:45:00 PST

I need new pants.

To protect the identities of all parties involved I wont be using any names in this. I wouldnt want anybody to read this and realize Other then that here goes! Today after I left work, I stopped by a...
Posted by Eric on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 04:12:00 PST

Nut-Rageous

Last Thursday at approximately 5:15 in the P.M. there where three different nuts exposed in the kitchen. I'm going to be referring to it from this point forward as the Great Nut-Off of 06`. There wh...
Posted by Eric on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 05:36:00 PST

The lamest alcoholic&

In my continuing effort to bring you the best of my boring life I have to mention last weekend. I would hate to rob you, anonymous Internet readers of this gem of excitement. Two of my roommates had...
Posted by Eric on Sat, 06 May 2006 03:36:00 PST

Hey Liberace give me money!!

I am at this exact moment a little cash strapped. Not in the poor house or anything, mainly Im just trying to save a little money for a trip Im going to be taking next month. By that I mean that I ca...
Posted by Eric on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 08:09:00 PST

Around the House

Funny things from around the house: Tim: I'm going to try to legalize abortion for up to one year olds. Brad: Did you know that Snoop Dogg has a brand of hot dogs coming out? They Pi...
Posted by Eric on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 02:57:00 PST

Josh and his Baseball Dreams

I was driving home from work today and pulled up behind some giant SUV piece of shit that had the name Josh on a baseball glove, and Kari on a dancing girl in the back window. Thats nice I thought th...
Posted by Eric on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 05:24:00 PST

Odds, Ends, Penis Pumps....

The other day it was my roommates birthday and I was in search of a good present. This is something that bothers me because I always want to give something good and useless. I would never buy anybody...
Posted by Eric on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 06:12:00 PST