Ian Houlihan...
Ok, imagine this. Through the miracle of science Darius Rucker from Hootie has a love child with M.C. Hammer, and Kevin Sorbo. Then the child is abducted by the government, cloned, and put to work as a maintenance worker on BMV license printing machines. During a routine cleaning, Constantine Amadeus Rucker-Hammer-Sorbo is very badly burnt. Not wanting to lose such a valued employee, the BMV cryogenically freezes him for 100 years until he is reborn in robot form. I want to meet the person whose job it will be to polish the chrome undercoating on Robotic Constantine Amadeus Rucker-Hammer-Sorbo’s metal body.