Laura

Name: Laura Lane Welch Bush
Birthdate: November 4, 1946
Birthplace: Midland, Texas
Current Location: Washington D.C.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'4 1/2
Weight: Not any of your business!
Piercings: 2, on my ears...and then one...;)
Tatoos: On my ass
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I'm married
Overused Phraze: "Not tonight, George"
FAVORITES
Food: Candy
Candy: Pizza
Number: Six sixty six
Color: Red (for communism)
Animal: Cats
Drink: Pizza
Alcohol Drink: I don't drink alcohol! Pfft! (Vodka)
Bagel: Cream
Letter: W
Body Part on Opposite sex: Ears
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke because I'm a republican
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds because I'm a republican
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry because I'm a republican
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot tea because I'm a republican
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate because I'm a republican
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot chocolate because I'm a republican
Kiss or Hug: Kiss because I'm a republican
Dog or Cat: Dog because I'm a republican
Rap or Punk: Rap because I'm a republican
Summer or Winter: Summer because I'm a republican
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary because I'm a republican
Love or Money: Love because I'm a republican
YOUR...
Bedtime: Whenever George tells me to
Most Missed Memory: Being gay
Best phyiscal feature: Nostrils
First Thought Waking Up: "Damn did I just have sex with this man again?"
Goal for this year: Dye my hair purple
Best Friends: I don't have any friends :(
Weakness: Sushi
Fears: Black people :/
Heritage: I'm a white girl
Longest relationship: The one I'm in now
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: No way (Every night)
Ever Smoked: Heh no (cough cough)
Pot: NEVER! (The secret service gives it to me discount)
Ever been Drunk: Absolutely not! (Ignore the not)
Ever been beaten up: Yeah :( Damn you George!
Ever beaten someone up: YES! TAKE THAT GEORGE!
Ever Shoplifted: No
Ever Skinny Dipped: I do that every...I mean, no
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes, and only the opposite sex -_-
Been Dumped Lately: No
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: George's
Favorite Hair Color: George's
Short or Long: Short and conservative
Height: Short
Style: Goth like George!
Looks or Personality: Looks
Hot or Cute HOT!
Drugs and Alcohol: DRUGS AND ALCOHOL!
Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 1, George W. Bush
What country do you want to Visit: Iraq
How do you want to Die: Painfully
Been to the Mall Lately: Yes, I went with my girl Shaniqua last night
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Get along with your Parents: Those bitches!
Health Freak: No
Do you think your Attractive: I know I'm attractive
Believe in Yourself: Yes
Want to go to College: I already did
Do you Smoke: No (means yes)
Do you Drink: No (means yes)
Shower Daily: Yes (means no)
Been in Love: Never
Do you Sing: A song
Want to get Married: I already am
Do you want Children: I have them already
Have your future kids names planned out: Bitch and bastard
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: I'm thinking sometime in the next 5 years
Hate anyone: Iraqis
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! DISCLAIMER: I am not Laura Bush, I do not claim to be Mrs. Bush. I have never met Mrs. Bush and I am in no way associated with Mrs. Bush or the Bush administration. This is a parody, please do not take this seriously.