Jokes I Found |
Do you know why a bride smiles as she walks down the aisle on her wedding day? -She knows she's given her last blow job.
One day a woman and her husband were having sex .and also she was pregnen...
Posted by Holly Madison, you are my idol. on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:31:00 PST |
Fucking Christ.. |
It's so obvious. If you don't want me around, cut the crap and just tell me instead of playing this stupid game. I get the cold shoulder, cold looks, I get ignored even why I try and be ni...
Posted by Holly Madison, you are my idol. on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 09:04:00 PST |
My Stab at Rapping LOL |
Not to be categorized or memorized you Think you see past my disguise? Stereotypes don't mean a thing They're just categories meant to sting I don't fit it I don't stand out but at least I know ...
Posted by Holly Madison, you are my idol. on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:00:00 PST |
Je suis désolé. |
i'm sorry
i'm sorry i'm not perfector what you'd hope i'd bei'm sorry i can get a gripof all thats inside of me
i'm sorry for the way i ami never meant to be so intricatei'm sorry for what i've become...
Posted by Holly Madison, you are my idol. on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:23:00 PST |
AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Just felt like sayin that. I'm kinda frustrated.. and I feel I have ALOT of reasons to be. It's no one's fault I guess. I just wanna..remove myself from the situation, bu...
Posted by Holly Madison, you are my idol. on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:35:00 PST |
Lesson Learned; I'm Movin On |
I recently lost 2 friends of mine....
The first loss kinda bothers me, but time heals all wounds and god knows I have plenty of time. The second one, I kinda didn't mind losing, and I'l...
Posted by Holly Madison, you are my idol. on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:16:00 PST |
I'm drunk. And? (updated when Sober lol...) |
I just hit the beer bong, and it was wonderful. it was like making love to a corona. sorta. noel took me clothes shopping, and out to dinner. and my cuzin evelyn (heart you!), ...
Posted by Holly Madison, you are my idol. on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:25:00 PST |
BIRTHDAY LIST! |
I forgot to tell you guys what I wanted for christmas! SORRY!
Birthday List.....
1. Gorillaz- Rize of the Ogre Hardcover please! $23.10 Amazon.com
2. I am in dyer nee...
Posted by Holly Madison, you are my idol. on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 08:15:00 PST |
It's so true.. |
"Cherish" by Brian McKnight
Thinkin' back in timeSomeone said that love is blindBut they were wrongYou just choose to not seeWhen it's right before you eyesYou'd rather compromiseThen give your...
Posted by Holly Madison, you are my idol. on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:13:00 PST |
Hey, Look at My Brain Growing! |
My mom is a very strange person whom I cannot trust anymore, whom I don't like that much anymore, and who is as sneaky as a weasel. I'm having a hard time believing that after all this time of n...
Posted by Holly Madison, you are my idol. on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 11:49:00 PST |
