King Pirate

Mostly I spend my days catering to my hot girlfriends every whim and need. The rest of the time I am a corporate computer wage slave by day, Dark Overlord of the Universe by night. Spending time bartending (come to Landlord Jim's on Wednesdays!!) or sitting in a tattoo chair paying my "friends" to torture me with small needles for endless hours. When I am not doing the above mentioned, I am a professionally trained dancing monkey. I sing, I dance, and on occasion throw bodily discharge. Other than that a little reading, a little eating, a little playing, and planning the ultimate world excursion with my lovely Paloma!