MAUDE

But now I must tell you more of myself. I am unequivocally tall. I do not know any women who are taller than me. The women who are taller than me are lesbians...for whom 1969 was a very momentous year. Most of all, I am beloved of American movies, muscular cars...and hip-hop music. I also dig Negroes. Most of all, Michael Jackson. He is a first-rate dancer, just like me.