David Robert

Born on July 25, 1967, MySpace's David Robert is a native of San Jose, California. His family moved to California's San Joaquin Valley in 1980 and David has resided in Fresno since 1988. David doesn't label his sexual orientation on his MySpace page because he gives people "Brain Power Credit." He says, "Why say, 'I'm gay' when most visitors to my page can snoop around and reason for themselves that I'm definitely a die-hard dude lover." David says what pleases him in his spare time runs the gamut from enjoying "a few cold bottles of Corona and a novel in a hot bubble bath -- until the water gets cold" to a 7-day Diamond Princess cruise on the Mexican Riviera. What comes first in David's life? "My loved ones. Anything else can sit on the back burner until I'm good and ready to deal with it." David meets his personal, business, and social obligations with integrity and honesty. "I don't like letting anyone down and or being purposefully rude." David's main peeve: "People who don't take responsibility for the consequences of their own words and actions. There's no defense for being cruel. I don't give a flying $%@# what someone did or said to you when you were a kid. Grow up! See a shrink!" David's weaknesses? "What are my weaknesses? Men -- all shapes and sizes and colors. Artery clogging foods. Men. Ummmmm . . . Starbucks. Sleeping. Sauces and gravies. Rare beef. Pastas. Babies. Animals. Men. I'm not one of those vicious women-hating monster queens. I love women; I love seafood also -- just not bearded clams." What is David anal about? "I love films from all eras and genres. I want them only in their original formats. If it's colorized or abridged in any way or screwed with in any way that will change what the filmmakers originally intended, forget it. I even collect movies from the So Bad They're Good category; just as long as they're in their original formats. Original aspect ratio is always Number One for me, for any movie. People who avoid vintage movies or television shows simply because they're black and white are dullards. My dad calls them Mouth Breathers. These people always say that anything black and white automatically means it's boring and will put them to sleep. What really makes me want to haul off and slap them is when I say, 'Well, most books are black and white. What about when you're engrossed in a really juicy novel? Does that bore you and put you to sleep?' and they respond, 'Oh, I don't read.'"I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4