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The Banquo at your banquet

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About Me

My name is James, though I am known as Jamie.
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My Interests

Football, arguing with the deluded about the non-existence of their imaginary friend (do they realise how stupid they are?), listening to music.

I'd like to meet:

Any member of Marillion, Fish (ex-Marillion), Bloodhound Gang (again).

Music:

I like a mix of things really, though I mostly listen to "prog" like Marillion (both Fish led and Steve Hogarth led), Genesis, Fish, Rush and Pink Floyd. I don't like much of the noise masquerading as music which populates the airwaves nowadays. Marillion = gods

Movies:

I like alot of good movies.

Television:

I do not watch much television, because most of it is terrible

Books:

Lord of The Rings Most good books

Heroes:

Marillion, Fish

My Blog

Eating and growing today

Today I ate and grew some fractions of Millimetres. If this goes on, I shall never be able to fit into the Winnie The Pooh costume I had when I was five ever again. :(If you would like a Xmas card com...
Posted by The Banquo at your banquet on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 02:24:00 PST

A tip for buffets, from the new Gordon Ramsay aka Me

Cockroach sandwiches make fuckin shite buffet food at weddings, funerals, birthdays and other social events.I, the future Gordon Ramsay, am speaking from experience. I was so offended because it took ...
Posted by The Banquo at your banquet on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 01:33:00 PST

New sexy specs

I got my new specs today, after the fuckers from da opticons got the wrong size of lenses and had to send them back to the factory last week. They are new and shiny, if you fuck them up then I will ...
Posted by The Banquo at your banquet on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 01:26:00 PST

Halloween - shower of shite

I hate Halloween.I don't mind kids celebrating it, but I seriously hate the older teens that go out trick-or-treating asking for money and shite like that. This is the same type of people who buy thos...
Posted by The Banquo at your banquet on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:23:00 PST

Celebrity chef

Today ladies and gentleman, I had a careers interview. My ambition is to be in the catering business so I can swear like a celebrity chef while throwing pots around the room, and thats just making a p...
Posted by The Banquo at your banquet on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:51:00 PST

Charge of The Shite Brigade

Here is a little poem I wrote about diarrhea:Into the lavvy of death rode the shite brigadeInto the lavvy of death rode last night's curryThe sauce was the first to come outSpices burning my rectumPea...
Posted by The Banquo at your banquet on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:50:00 PST

Sandwiches

Today I made a sandwich at lunchtime, which was at 2 PM today because I woke up later than I would have normally would because I switched off my alarm clock so the bastarding thing would shut the fuck...
Posted by The Banquo at your banquet on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:51:00 PST

cleaning trousers with piss

I would like to inform you that washing your trousers in piss is so cleansing, that people at school will stay far away from you in case they dirty them.
Posted by The Banquo at your banquet on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:47:00 PST

Going over the top - WW1 style

Hello, everybody. This my first ever blog entry. :)Today, I baked a Chocolate Gateau in Hospitality, which is basically Home economics minus shitty sewing prison pillow cases. it took longer than it s...
Posted by The Banquo at your banquet on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 01:42:00 PST

Proof of D-12 murdered at nightclub in Detroit

DETROIT Proof, a member of rap group D12 and a close friend of Eminem, was shot to death early Tuesday at a nightclub along Eight Mile, the road made famous by the 2002 film that starred Eminem and i...
Posted by The Banquo at your banquet on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 12:43:00 PST