Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Hairspray
Your Favorite Target: Nymphomaniacs
Your Kill Count: 1,553,008,296
Your Battle Cry: "Mutha fuckaaaaaaas!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 28
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $52,764,436,089,200
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 71%
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[Marital Status] In a relationship
[Shoe size] 3/4 in kids to 5-6 in women's
[Parents still together] yup
[Siblings] little brother Jamie, older brother Aaron
FAVORITES
[Color] blue
[Number] 24
[Animal] white siberian tiger
[Drinks] milk, twisted tea
[Soda] dont drink soda
[Book] dont read much
[Flower] orchid
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] sometimes
[Twirl your hair?] not really
[Have tattoos?] not yet
[Have Piercings?] ten, five in each ear
[Cheat on tests/homework?] i have
[Drink/Smoke?] yes, and yes
[Like roller coasters?] yupp some of them
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] HELL YEA, but its coming up soon
[Want more piercings?] 1 more
[Like cleaning?] when its not at my parents house
[Write in cursive or print?] print, i cant remember the last time i wrote in cursive
[Own a web cam?] yes
[Know how to drive?] yea
[Own a cell phone?] yea
[Ever get off the damn computer?] yea
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] not really
[Considered a life of crime?] nope
[Considered being a hooker?] nope
[Lied to someone?] my parents
[Been in love?] i am right now
[Made out with JUST a friend?] nope
[Been in lust?] no
[Used someone] not that i can remember
[Been used?] yea
[Been cheated on?] nope
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] yupp, sry
[Stolen anything?] from the beer cooler...
[Held a gun] plenty of em
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] carhartt sweatshirt, blue jeans, boots
[Current mood] tired and sore
[Current taste] brownie
[What you currently smell like] Pink from Victoria's Secret
[Current hair] down and straight
[Current thing I ought to be doing] my laundry
[Current cd in stereo] allan jackson greatest hits
[Last book you read] dont remember
[Last movie you saw] unleashed
[Last thing you ate] a brownie
[Last person you talked to on the phone] jon, at midnight last night
[Do drugs?] yes
[Believe there is life on other planets?] maybe
Remember your first love?] first love and current love-JON
[Still love him/her?] yes
[Read the newspaper?] yupp
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] nope
[Believe in miracles?] sure
[Do well in school?] sometimes
[Wear hats] yupp
[Hate yourself?] no
[Have an obsession?] no
[Collect anything?] no
[Have a best friend?] yea 3 of em
[Close friends?] yupp
[Like your handwriting?] yea
[Care about looks] sometimes
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] dont remember
[First kiss] haha when i was six by a kid named Christain in church
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] yea
[Do you believe in "the one?"] : : Jon : :
[Are you a tease?] nope
[Too shy to make the first move?] no
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] yea
[Bitch/Asshole] sometimes
[sarcastic] depends on the situation
[Angel] i guess you could say that
[Devil] nope
[Shy] kinda
[Talkative] depends on who i am with
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You Are 85% Redneck
Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!There ain't no redneck like you.
How Redneck Are You?
:: HaVe YoU eVeR ::
spent the night at a boys house (not related) Yes
lied to your best friend Nope
had a crush on someone for over a year Yea, Probably
slapped someone Yes I Have
gotten in a fight Yupp
had your heart broken Nope
broke someones heart Yes
been cheated on Nope
cheated on someone Never Have Never Will
been in love I Am In Love
liked someone soo much it made you cry I Dont Know
played spin the bottle Yes
played truth or dare Yupp
kissed someone of the opposite sex Ya
kissed someone of the same sex Nope
kissed someone in the rain Yes
liked someone who didnt like you back Nope
fallen for a friend Never
had a boyfriend/girlfriend Yes
had a hard time getting over someone Nope
gone out with someone youve only known for 3 days No
been in a long distance relationship Nope, They Are Stupid
seen someone naked Yupp
kissed 2 people in the same day Nope
had sex with 2 different people in the same day Nope
made out with JUST a friend No
done something you regret Tons
been kissed Yupp
kissed your cousin Nope
danced with someone you liked Yea
been to a hotel party No
wanted someone you knew you could NEVER have Nope
played a game in a cemetary I Hate Cemetaries
broken a bone 2
went shopping and spent more than $1000 If I Had That Kind Of Money It Would Be Used To Get Something Worth It
been out of the country Nope
made a prank phone call Tons Of Them
gotten in a car accident Yupp, My Mom Was Driving Tho
stayed up all night Yes
gone to church Yupp
drove a car Yes
played a sport Yupp
been to a major baseball game Nope
been to a major football game Nope
been to a major hockey game Nope
been to a major basketball game Nope
been to the beach Yea
gone swimming in the ocean Yupp
been on tv, in a newspaper, or on the radio Yes, All Three
cheated on a test Many Times
got suspended from school Nope, Almost This Year Tho...Oops
failed a test HaHa Yea!
changed schools Nope
skipped school Yupp, Plenty Of Times
been in a school play Yes
performed at a pep rally Maybe My Freshman Year
smoked weed Almost Everyday...
gotten drunk Plenty Of Times
gotten arrested Almost
gotten caught drinking By Jon, Yes, But Not By The Po-Po's
gotten caught smoking Weed, or Ciggs? Yes To Ciggs, But No To Weed
used your parents credit cards I Wish
lied to your parents Yupp
been intoxicated Plenty Of Times
done drugs Just Weed
thought about commiting suicide Never
ran away from home Yes
snuck out of the house Yes
been to the hospital for you Yes
stayed there overnight When I Was Young And Had A Tumor Yupp
cried in a public place Sure
cried for no reason Yupp
cried when someone died Always
cried in school Yupp
made yourself throw up Nope
moved to a different house in the same town Yes
moved to a different house in the same state Nope
moved to a different state Nope
taken public transportation No
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My mom and my little brother...I dont know how they both survived.