An Open Letter To A Starving Child |
An Open Letter To A Starving Child
By Ned Crimwelt Carpet Salesman
Dear Starving Child,I saw your picture in one of these "Feed The Children" magazine ads. It said your mother dumped you ...
Posted by Thee SARGE on Wed, 16 May 2007 02:06:00 PST |
turducken |
Basic Needs:
16-20 lb whole turkey
4-5 lb whole duckling
3-4 lb whole chicken (or use a larger chicken and place the duckling inside it)
corn bread dressing
sausage stuffing
large roasting pan a...
Posted by Thee SARGE on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 02:04:00 PST |
Upon location of POLLEN initiate protocol |
Enable protocol "seek POLLEN"/Must harvest POLLEN for HIVE/feed LARVAE/feed QUEEN/feed DRONES/feed WORKERS/superseding priority: feed QUEEN/standby to receive POLLEN-search-behavior-inducing chemicals...
Posted by Thee SARGE on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 05:21:00 PST |
VW PASSAT 1.8 Turbo |
The fear of the LORD prolongeth days:but the years of the wicked shall be shortened.Proverbs 10:27
Average Age at Death of Included Rock Stars (1)
36.9 Years
Average Age at Death of Americans (...
Posted by Thee SARGE on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 01:03:00 PST |
