About Me

i bet you visit my myspace every day!!

first proper phone call ever on the 17/9/07 with my lil sis dani... we talked for 3 and a half hours... wow!!

[email protected],
add me if your cool..
and not sum dum 13 year old!

ABOUT ME!!

my names Zac im currently 18.. wow? i study at tafe.. its gay i hope tafe burns down so i don't have 2 finish my course! all i want to do is start my own business and be a photographer for weddings and earn a pretty little 200thousand a year.. but mum complains that i cant even do the paper work for a part time job, let alone my own small business.. *sigh* i love my mum.. shes my inspiration, if it wasnt for her id probably be....well.... my name wouldnt be Zac.. cos she came up with that...my parents are divorced, dont feel sorry for me, i dont really care! i love subarus.... i am going to buy a subaru imprezza wrx sti 1999! that will be my 2nd car after my bomb of a w/e the heck i buy! i have 2 half brothers... so in theory i have 1..(if you dont get it 2 halfs make 1...) anyway they live in queensland with dad! i have a sista 2, shes the coolest I am as bold as a lion because jesus lives inside of me. Prov 28:1

HEROES!!

superman is gay... to all the people that like superman you have no heart!! first of all hes not even a hero hes an alien... Spiderman is where its at, who wouldnt want to swing on a web? Batmans pretty cool to since he has no powers! i love my mum she worries 2 much but shes my inspiration without her id be a dero like all my tafe friends.. as much as i love you its tru.. you guys are.. Dani my lil sis you are the greatest!! i crave your love and your always there for me :)! my Maori boys Temmo and Jordan, temo and jordan hahaha love you 2, your the funniest kids cant stop laughing when im with you and... im sorry 2 say but australia beat newzealand in the rugby 2day.... jesus is a big hero coz he died for me and came back? wow, bet you couldnt do that jake -.- nah jk :P haha, Jake Weightly my best friend, you mean the world 2 me id take a bullet for you and take on some crazy kid that beat up 3 newzealand bouncers all at once by himself for you anyday :) haha same goes for you Mr James Coufos :) i love you brother!! Cath Barns is one of my hero because she is small and thinks she a super ninja girl, Bella La Pegna loves rats..*sigh* so jealous :(! Jasmin for eating fat people with me and believing i was a zebra that thought he was a moose that wanted to be a dog...haha!!Alex Nell for making me laugh endlessly :) coolest chick out Laura Macky your the coolest caddet/gamer i know :)(any one else wana b in here give me a buzz.. and if i like you i might consider it..even if your in here it doesnt mean i like you...*couf*cath*couf*)

MUSIC!!

danielle and bella singing shut up and drive, definately my good old buddy greig, best classical music out! (hall of the mountain king)!! drum and base, rave, techno, house, happy hardcore, trance then pretty much everything else other than most jazz and country....dj hype, pendulum, concord dawn, goldie, dj red, asylum, commix, Xample, moving fusion, infusion, moving shadow, Mr. L, cybotron feat dillinja, dj hive, dj keaton, dj sammy, dj shadow, influx, rufige kru, DF fresh, T power, MC tali, origin unknown, basement jaxx, ministry of sound, propeller heads, G dub, matrix, danny j, andy c, omni trio, lenny fontana, clipz, dj zink, optical, fierce, shimon, capone, break, jo, apex, ayah, EZ rollers, logistics, synthetic, photeck, chiara, nasty habits, j majik, john b, roni size, misandthrop, d-kay, Q project, dead dred, sub focus, mist, sound of the future, TC, london elektricity, noisia, just jungle, D ecco, sabotage, dj chase, dj status,dj blame, taxman, dj spirit, dj splash, cyantific, dj krome, Mr time, demo, cease, resonant evil, phobia, loxy, dj SS, dj Die, hold tight, corrupt souls, high contrast, dj brockie, mc skibadee, the future dogs, code name john, bad company, hell system, delta 9, Lenny Dee, disciples of annihilation, dj aphrodite, SparrowSound, Drumcorps, dj hazard, dj krust, celldweller,floorfilla, blank&jones, DArude,

MOVIES!!

all time favorite movies are Se7en, Identity, Saw, the prestige, the butterfly effect and transformers...

i like thrillers.. as you can see.. all of them involve killer twists at the end that will blow your mind... if you havent seen them.. then go now.. and stop complaining about how bored you are!! (and to all you girls... i watched the note book...*sigh* so watch them for me :) )!

the godfather, the matrix 1 2 3, taxi driver, fast and the furious 1 2 3, the departed, alien, every monty pythons movie!, saving private ryan, sin city, terminator 1 2 3, all the jaws movies, brave heart, 6th sense, king kong, disney movies, spiderman movies, batman movies, euro trip, office space, clerks, the devils advocate, fight club, finding nemo, forrest gump, ghost busters, indiana jones collection,Pirates of the Caribbean collection, shrek, space balls, the warriors, dead silence and many thousands more....!!

Zac's Stories

halloween

so these kids come to my door and there like trick or treat and im in my spiderman jacket cos im cool like that, and there like wow nice jacket and im like yeah thanks so i prettend to go look for candi but im not then i come back and im like sorry kids......*they all look at each other* and im like TRIIICKKKK and pull out this mini water pistol and they go running and im like... wow how cool so i chase after them half way down the street until i see this p plater car with kids hanging out of it and im like...thats odd... and i slow down and just watch these little kids get egged by these kids in this car.. and i laugh.. then i realise im next so i bail into a bush... and then they pass me and i ran home.... cool story ay!?

Rock Paper Scissors

i understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there no flipping way paper can beach rock. is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? why the heck cant paper do this to scissors? screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people? why arent sheets of college ruled notbook paper constantly suffocating students as they take there notes to class? ILL TO YOU WHY, BECAUSE PAPER CANT BEAT ANYNODY!!! a rock would tear that crap up in 2 seconds. when i play rock paper scissors, i always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with there paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, o whoops im sorry, i thought paper would protect you, YOU DOUCHE BAG!!!!

My Interests

i get bored and write stuff...a lot..

Zacs top 10 myspace hates

number 1

there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker,

it does not exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like

"OH-MY-GG THIS WORKS!!"...

no it doesnt.

Number 2

to the people who has 25,000 friends,

are you stupid?

go play in traffic

Number 3

dont ever post pictures/comments and say

"OMG, im so ugly"

"OMG, im so fat"

because if you where,

you wouldnt post them

and if you do your a freaking mongoloid!!

Number 4

nobody cares about threats over the internet

dont try to act hardcore with a keyboard

fighting online is like racing in the special olympics,

even if you win your still retarded

Number 5

quit crying because your not in some ones top friends

who cares?

ITS MYSPACE!!!

quit whining

Number 6

Who really cares if

I dont accept you as a friend?

MOVE ON!!!

Dont send me another request or message asking

"whats up with you not adding me?"

I dont want you as a friend,

thats whats up freak!!!

Number 7

little 6th graders that have myspace and dress like there 18

WTF?(flip)

GO BACK TO SKIPPING AND PLAYING WITH YOUR IMAGINARY FRIENDS!!

Number 8

friend trains and whoring?

seriously, if you dont have enough friends.. go to a party?

stop wasting your time on myspace?

Number 9

LEARN 2 GET RID OF ADDS ON YOUR MYSPACE!!!

(they annoy me rather a lot..)

*this is starting 2 get hard 2 think of stuff*

Number 10

if you open a bulleting saying like,

"repost this in 100 seconds or some skinless little girl with a purple jumper, a hook for a hand, a 3rd eye and long hair is going to come to you when you sleep and kill you then R!@# your dog and then your mum,

seriously...ARE YOU DUMB?

Music:

Movies:

Get ready Get ready, get set Get ready, get set, let's roll Ha, get ready, get set, let's roll Road warrior in a bit of petrol Red, yellow, hit green, then go, breathe in slow S.O.B You ain't never seen nothing so rugged at 90 Uh huh, motha'f!@#a with the cops behind me yo! The boiler's grinding, keep the cuffs, enjoy your doughnuts sir, you ain't gonna find me It's not likely their brains is blown out You're chasing a ghost with no brakes, slow down Hundred proof octane, ready to drink b!@# Stop playing, I'm hot man, gimme that pink slip Time's up, the animals crept through Leave them in the dust with a packet of jet fuel Too quick, eat 'em up, better for pet food No brain, slow lane, missing your head screws Skin and bones let mess with your chrome set Tricked out, hopping like your cruse in a cold chest Parked in eagle with a safety pin Take the backseat, now let the games begin, yeah Ha, get ready, get set, let's roll Road warrior in a bit of petrol Red, yellow, hit green, then go, breathe in slow Shape shifter Come on man, you can't be real I'll show you what it is, let the anthem build Shape shifter Put the pedal to the metal and go Tough match, you lost by a hubcap The big boss spray painted on my mud flap Get a rush, yeah we're calling your cold bluff Can never get enough Step in, hold your breath and hang tight Known for the big dollar bet in the cage fight You're playing with the sharks, step inside Everybody on your mark, get set, now let's ride. That's right, put the pedal to the metal and go The yellow madellow with slicks on sending 'em home Stick cars in the concrete, gripping the road So quick, get in the palm trees, look out, whoa We got car keys hooked to remote controls Hit a button that'll smoke any whip you own I told you, I don't want to close your casket Quit now before you go blowing a gasket Ha, get ready, get set, let's roll Road warrior in a bit of petrol Red, yellow, hit green, then go, breathe in slow Shape shifter Come on man, you can't be real I'll show you what it is, let the anthem build Shape shifter Put the pedal to the metal and go Melting, meltdown While time is shifting Transist, transform Yielding, bending (out purposly) While time is shifting Two shapes they can't get straight Get ready, get set, let's roll Shape shifter Come on man, you can't be real I'll show you what it is, let the anthem build If you want it, come and let me know I'm right here, put the pedal to the metal and go Shape shifter Come on man, you can't be real I'll show you what it is, let the anthem build Shape shifter Put the pedal to the metal and go

My Blog

for you summer!

I WANNT YOU OO SUMMMERRRWINNTERR ISS SO MUCH DUMMMERRRSCREW THISS CRAP I WANT YOUUUMAKE MY DREAAAM COOOMEE TRUUUU I SWEAR IM NOTTT ON DRRUUGSSSJUSTT NICHOTEEN PATCHES FOR SUMMMERRR(trade mark)ITS 12 A...
Posted by once you go Zac, you never go back on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 09:02:00 PST

Zacs Story....READ IT :D

chapter (1) well once apon a time there was this girl called little red ridding in da hood and this boy called robin hood! and they really liked each other! they lived in a forrest called eden. there ...
Posted by once you go Zac, you never go back on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:44:00 PST

10 things idiots do on myspace

10 things idiots do on Myspace ONEthere is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-MY-GG this WORKS!!!"no, it doesnt.TWOTo the people who have li...
Posted by once you go Zac, you never go back on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 04:40:00 PST