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matt

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About Me


I AM 98% PUNK ROCK! I am PUNK AS FUCK! I'll take your beer and your girlfriend. I care not for anything. I kick ass, and I have an abnormally large penis. Take the PUNK ROCK test at Fuali.com
You're Suicide!

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My Interests

black girls, white girls,skinny girls, fat girls,tall girls, small girls,I'm calling all girls, everyone report to the danceflorr, it's your chance for a lil romance, but squeasin' it's the season

I'd like to meet:

rich girls with poop fetishes and private jets I'd like to find a bad girl and do bad things to her, or find a good girl and make her bad

Music:

DEBBIE GIBSON MENUDO NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK NSYNC HANSON demented are go, m3t3ors, cramps, deadbolt, scumrats,peacocks,godless wicked creeps, guana batz, tiger army, krewmen, nekromantix,frenzy,torment,coffin nails,gorilla,lota red,mad sin,barnyard ballers,quakes,batmobile,klingonz,asmodeus,cenobites,celtic bones,os catelepticos,phantom rockers,mad heads,long tall texans,banane metalik, the damned the clash u2 iggy pop stool sample

Movies:

I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Television:

Mc's get stuck headfirst back in they mother's wombs, this shit is written, in my eyes im the illest spitten', leavin' all a you cats shittin kittens Fuck a headache , gimme a migraine i like pain

Heroes:

special olympic gold medalists