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Malcolm

The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of it.

About Me

I love Gin. Music makes me happy. I would take a bullet for a friend. I used to have abs. I love red wine. I once drank a cosmo on a dare. I just bought a Les Paul and a shotgun.

My Interests

Music, Writing, Mountain biking, Ancient History, Reading, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, building stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Any modern day President, so I could ask them what it felt like to wipe their ass with the Constitution.

Music:

I listen to a lot of stuff. Mostly old school and garage punk. Stuff like the Stooges, Radio Birdman, MC5, The Damned, Mclusky, DMZ, Black Flag, The Zulus, "DEMONS", Sons of Hercules, The Short Fuses, Danko Jones. I also dig Charles Mingus, Zappa, Portishead, King Crimson, Albinoni, Berlioz, Leo Kottke, Rush, T.Rex, The Red Elvises, The Bismarck, Bowie, The Sonics, The Kinks....

Movies:

Repo Man, Taxi Driver,Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Ronin, Boondock Saints, The Way of the Gun, Yojimbo, Ivanhoe, The Life Aquatic, Alexander Nevsky, Sahara(the Bogart one), Hope and Glory, The Legend of 1900, Shawshank Redemption, The Mouse That Roared, The Boys from County Claire, The Commitments, The Van.......pretty much anything with Chasey Lain.

Television:

Red Dwarf, Father Ted, M*A*S*H, Hogans Hero's, Young Ones. National Geographic Channel, Discovery Wings, The History Channel, Long Way Round.

Books:

LOOVE to read....these are some of my favs and what I'm reading now. Cryptonomicon, Snow Crash-Neil Stephenson. The Law-Frederick Bastiat, The Forgotten Soldier-Guy Sajer, The Lance Thrower-Jack Whyte, Armor-John Steakley, Gallipoli-Alan Moorehead, A Matter for Men-David Gerrold, Ghost Rider-Neil Peart, The Silent World-Jaques Cousteau, Kon Tiki-Tor Hyerdal, Raymond Fiest, Charles Bukowski, Rudyard Kipling, Robert Bly, Brazen Chariots-Robert Crisp.

Heroes:

I don't really like the word hero...some people I admire are Thomas Jefferson, John Locke, Frank Zappa, Frederick Bastiat, Ludwig Von Mises, Richard Butler, Henry Rollins, Robert Johnson,the boy from the rodeo, who pulls the rope in the chute, when they let those suckers go.

My Blog

Boot to the Head....

You ever have something happen to you that you didn't expect to....not in a million years. Something so out of friggin left field that if you were told it was going to happen, you would find it inconc...
Posted by Malcolm on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 08:37:00 PST

Yes...I got bored and took the damn survey.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Maclolm(Mick) Birthday: 02/03/69 Birthplace: St. Petersburg, Fla. Current Location: The most Contitutional state in th enation. Eye Color: blue Hair...
Posted by Malcolm on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 06:54:00 PST

I got called an asshole tonight.....

It was in a joking way, by a friend. But it reminded me that I am, in fact, not at all like Pablo Picasso.
Posted by Malcolm on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 08:12:00 PST

Holy FUCK work is assville.

I have done nothing today. NOTHING. I came in late and am leaving early, and putting in for a full day. Fuck the MAN! Power to the people.
Posted by Malcolm on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 12:16:00 PST