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Nathanael

How do I plug in the wireless internet? - Channell

About Me

Hi, my name is Nat and I am white
I am a poser, but thats alright
I'm just a guy that never tried I'm just a stupid fuck with brilliant luck and sometimes a bright idea So shower me in a chorus of compliments and verse I don't deserve I might run but I'll never hide
Some people think I'm a bit too nice, that perhaps I'm one of those quiet kids who secretly hates everybody and wants to stab them with ice picks when I let things go a bit too easily.
I'd say I'm a friendly dude most of the time, but don't worry... I'm also fairly honest. I'd tell you before I killed you.
Listen to my music.
Brawlstone (My first band... based on the religion I made up at around the same time based on alcohol being the answer to problems and homelessness being enlightenment)
Incinerate Puppies (Includes the single "Shayna Thinks I'm mean")
Dead Nat (My short lived rap career)
The Relunctant Sellouts (New Songs)
Stop wasting your time on myspace. Hang out with Nat instead.

My Interests

Trying to appear to be an asshole. Even though certain people know im not

I'd like to meet:

No one! I suffer from severe social anxiety disorder...

Music:

I like music that doesn't suck

Movies:

Movies I can watch more than once like Fight Club, The Boondock Saints, Clerks, Vanilla Sky, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, SLC Punk, Seven, Office Space, Saw, Green Street Hooligans, Desperado, Anything with Steve Bushemi or Christopher Walken in it.

Television:

Anything dark. Even dark comedies. Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Dexter, Family Guy, South Park, Firefly, Entourage

Books:

The Bible, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Without Remorse, The Things They Carried, Fight Club

Heroes:

casey james gleason is my biggest hero, baby ya!!!

My Blog

Nat muses

Why do we get bolder As we grow older? No looking over our shoulder As we back into a stroller No longer caring about opinions Of other people and their decisions The closer we are to death We grow mo...
Posted by Nathanael on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 02:34:00 PST

Nat rambles

Challenges define us. How much can we understand about ourselves until we've hit bottom? We all need our own stories to tell... not to simply watch our friends and learn our lessons secondhand.I thoug...
Posted by Nathanael on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:28:00 PST

Nat does a survey

1.) Name one person who made you smile today. Sharmeen 2.) What were you doing at 11:00 this morning? Talking to Hallei 3.) What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Watching the best porn ever... Kinky ...
Posted by Nathanael on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:08:00 PST

Rocket

Bleed in your own lightDream of your own lifeI miss meI miss everything Ill never beI torch my soul to showThe world that I am pureDeep inside my heartNo more liesA crown of thornsAn image formed defo...
Posted by Nathanael on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:03:00 PST

I hate myself and I want to die

Breaking past your wallToo bad we're afraid to fallWhy not embrace the painBut you know I'm the sameI'm only playing the stupid gameSometimes I forget my nameWhen you know what you really areYou fade ...
Posted by Nathanael on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 03:24:00 PST

Full Moon

Why does the full moon make people so crazy?Maybe its brighter, and we stay up later, sleeping less.Maybe its something else.I feel like I've been changing lately. What if everything I've written in h...
Posted by Nathanael on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:36:00 PST

Home Depot tried to kill Nat

Last night I had an interview for Home Depot's night crew at 11. I get directions off the official Home Depot website and head out around 10:30. Soon I'm outside Reno and doing 60 down a bunch of 2 la...
Posted by Nathanael on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:28:00 PST

Nevada

Its not so bad.But I think I'm going to have to work out the Californian snob in me."Do you want to go to a rave?" Fuck no! I haven't heard of a rave in two years! Isn't that outdated everywhere else ...
Posted by Nathanael on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 03:13:00 PST

Good times

"Today was probably the most productive trip we've had. We bought a house, got a job, and now have $22,000 in cash in an envelope in the glovebox," my brother had told me before he passed ou...
Posted by Nathanael on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 04:37:00 PST

Mmmm yeah

Its not often I'm drunk.But when I am, I hear the only difference is lack of coordination and sarcasm.I used to be sarcastic. I don't know what happened to it... maybe I decided to become more social?...
Posted by Nathanael on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 01:08:00 PST