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Johnny K

Nobody gives you anything, you have to take it.

About Me

Let's play a lil' game called 'likes and dislikes'...I like people are that are funny. I like people that listen to music other than rap. I don't like people that can't take a joke. I don't like people who are loud, obnoxious, and annoying and try to get everyone to look at them by being as such. stfu already! I like chillin on my porch and yellin at the drunkards that walk down burlington street in iowa city. oh man. people are funny especially when they don't realize it. anyone who hasn't talked to me yet, what the hell are you waiting for?
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My Interests

My life revolves around the music I listen to. Think you gotta good song? Let me know, I'm always open to new tunes.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone worth talking to, which is becoming rare.Travis Barker Drum Solo

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Music:

Coheed and Cambria, Funeral For a Friend, Something Corporate, Taking Back Sunday, Armor For Sleep, CKY, The 69 Eyes, The Faint, Eleventeen, Kill Hannah, Stroke 9, H.I.M., Jack's Mannequin, Lucky Boys Confusion, Goo Goo Dolls, The Used, 30 Seconds To Mars, Alien Ant Farm, Blindside, Bush, Deftones, Head Automatica, Incubus, Lit, Rufio, Sevendust, Pinback, Swollen Members, Anberlin, The Postal Service, Underoath, Stars, NERD, Panic! At The Disco, Senses Fail, The Receiving End Of Sirens, Finch, Deathcab for Cutie, Dashboard Confessional, Cursive, The Bravery, Brand New, Blues Traveler, BEDlight for BlueEYES, Audiovent, Amorphis, Acceptance, Ben Kweller, A Perfect Circle, Glassjaw, Bjork, Circ, Fiori, DJ Mystic, Telepopmusik, Matt Darey, Daft Punk, Dirty Vegas, Lio, Aurora, Foggy, DJ Sammy, Saosin, The Academy Is, Cartel, Emanuel, Quietdrive, Fall of Troy, The New Pornographers, Smashing Pumpkins

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Haggard, Dawn of the Dead, Van Wilder, Army of Darkness, Out Cold, Ong Bak, National Lampoon's Senior Trip, 3 Ninjas, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Pirates of the Carribean, Mystery Science Theater 3000, 'old boy' movies, Grandma's Boy, Almost Famous, Garden State, Accepted, The Blood Diamond

Television:

Scrubs, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, That 70's Show, depending on how bored I am and what else is on tv I can sit there and watch "next" or "real world/road rules challenge: the gauntlet 2" or any other shitty show on mtv that is just entertaining enough to hold your interest for a good couple of hours, but not entertaining enough to make you say "oh snap, next is on! Mtv sucks, unless it's beavis and butthead which is a classic. Daria wasn't bad either. It's nothin but gang bangin rappers now that have the biggest fucking ego's in the world because they can put 2 sentences together and make them rhyme. Congratulations you passed kindergarten. The reason you got shot 9 times is because you wouldn't shut the fuck up after the first 8. You're not talented.

Books:

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by Tucker Max is the best piece of american literature ever written, go buy it right now! The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox. The Autobiography of Malcolm X. A Confederacy of Dunces. The Da Vinci Code was pretty sweet. I also thoroughly enjoyed every single harry potter book, I don't even care what you say. I wanna be a wizard.

My Blog

One idiot girl wins me one free meal

Having friends in the fast food business is always a plus. They always hook you up with free food. But what about the times that you don't know anyone that works at the place? Pay for food? Hell no. S...
Posted by Johnny K on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:02:00 PST

Little Miss Know-It-All

For those of you who don't know Cassie Schultz, this blog is not about her, so no worries. HOWEVER, she initiated this sturring of ideas in my awesome head.  Cassie is my roomate, so I'm around h...
Posted by Johnny K on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:15:00 PST

Westfair Westsucks ( Biggest waste of $10 ever)

I don't know what it is about Westfair that gets all these people horny to waste their money. Must be something about the smell of shit from barnyard animals that's been baking in the 100 degree ...
Posted by Johnny K on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 01:34:00 PST

if I died right now, it'd be a happy death

One of my life-long goals was finally conceieved tonight. year after year eagerly await the return of tornado season. I've wanted to see a tornado, in person, ever since I saw the movie "Twister" whic...
Posted by Johnny K on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 08:55:00 PST

If you're name was owen wilson it'd be ok. but it's not. so shut up.

I know I'm not the only person who's getting fed up with these no-talent, unoriginal dipshits that thinks by reciting pop-culture phrases from hit movies they're funny. Wrong. It's funny right after y...
Posted by Johnny K on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 09:47:00 PST

How do you skinny bitches do it??

So I started a new diet this week. This diet consists of me drinking 4-5 pints of water a day. That's 64-80 ounces. Remember back in elementary school when you would be at the drinking fountain and yo...
Posted by Johnny K on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 11:11:00 PST

techno kicks ass

I dont' see how so many people can hate techno. Techno is the absolute shit. People that rag on it have probly only heard one techno song, and that's "Sandstorm by Darude"...and anytime any of us hear...
Posted by Johnny K on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 08:54:00 PST

xanga's are xangay

I'm positive I'm not the only person who's getting fed up with these stupid bitch's xanga entry's that talk about abso-fucking-lutely nothing...every girl's is exactly the same... so last night me and...
Posted by Johnny K on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 10:53:00 PST