I'm currently recreating Super Size Me shot-for-shot, but exclusively with Burger King Ultimate Croissanwiches.
If you really want to know about me though, it can pretty much all be revealed in these words George Carlin once said:
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
