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Kyle

Protect your innocence gland / mmmm...nachos

About Me

I'm currently recreating Super Size Me shot-for-shot, but exclusively with Burger King Ultimate Croissanwiches.

If you really want to know about me though, it can pretty much all be revealed in these words George Carlin once said: The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who get it.

Music:

Academy of Chess and Checkers

Movies:

Cost way too much.

Heroes:

Batman, General Patton