Dave Wolf - ProfilesArchive

About Me

It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child

My Interests

Cartoons, drugs, and rock and roll

I'd like to meet:

Kurt Vonnegut, Dave Coulier, Hunter S. Thompson, Bob Saget, Amy Sedarispicture stolen from Josh

Music:

The Cheaters, Corey vs. Corey, www.coreyvscorey.com, the Postal Service, Coheed and Cambria, Beach Boys, Beatles, Pat Benatar, Europe, Cake, Weezer, Ozma, Guitar Wolf, Takako Minikawa, Mr. Rogers, Johnny Cash, Led Zeppelin, The Gays, Manu Chao, Rilo Kiley, the Magic Numbers, The Plus One Mores, Lazlo Lee and the Motherless Children, Gunwife Gonewww.myspace.com/thecheaters

Movies:

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mind blowing Suicide Club, Troll 2, The Apple, R.O.T.O.R., Can't Stop the Music, Happiness of the Katakuris. Takashi Miike is the greatest.American Cyborg: Steel Warrior, Ultra Warrior, Shadow Warriors. If you put warrior in the title I will watch the shit out of it.I have seen every Olsen twins movie from To Grandmother's House we go to New York Minute. If that doesn't give me street cred, I don't know what will.

Television:

Anime fansubs. Naruto, the Getbackers, Full Metal Alchemist, Paranoia Agent, Scrapped Princess, Ranma, Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi, Bleach. The Daily Show. Boondocks

Books:

Books, check'em out www.bookthing.org

Heroes:

Henry David Thoreau, Ghandi, Les Claypool, Don "the Magic" Juan, Stephen Colbert

My Blog

I am thinking about moving to Vegas to be an Elvis impersonator

It has been a while since I wrote anything on here. I guess a few things have changed. I accidentally got a job selling cell phones, so I am no longer unemployed. Honestly, I pretty ...
Posted by Dave Wolf on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:23:00 PST

Mother's day

This evening my brother drove me to Frederick where we took our mom out to the Olive Garden. We don't really take holidays all that seriously. They are always celebrated late, and the gift...
Posted by Dave Wolf on Tue, 16 May 2006 12:34:00 PST

I want my fucking leg back!

It has been about three weeks since I broke my ankle. For anyone who is interested: I broke the fibula and tore the deltoid ligaments. The picture that Andy posted on my comments is ...
Posted by Dave Wolf on Mon, 15 May 2006 12:35:00 PST

snap, crackle, pop

I think somebody spiked the punch last night at Abbot's. Somehow I ended up wrestling Bumpy outside the garage. Not a good idea. I ended up snapping my fibula. I thought it mig...
Posted by Dave Wolf on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 06:53:00 PST

The Dena

This was the first day that we have been completely moved out of Severna Park. We now have all eight of our cars (for the three of us) parked in the back yard. Three of them don't run, but...
Posted by Dave Wolf on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:32:00 PST

Things are looking up

We are movin' on up to the east side, to a deluxe apartment in the sky. Actually, we are moving into a house in Pasadena in one week. It is not as big as the 540, but the water works, the ...
Posted by Dave Wolf on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 11:16:00 PST

Vacation time

I have finally finished college. Hooray. I don't know what to do with myself now. I feel like I should be looking for a job. I have already taken about two weeks off since I fi...
Posted by Dave Wolf on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 11:31:00 PST

Score a goal on the chicken

I always click on the advertisments like "score a goal on the chicken and win a free ringtone" or "hit the ninja with a throwing star and win something that you will never actually get." I can't...
Posted by Dave Wolf on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 02:32:00 PST

Aww fuck it, we're gonna have a party

It has come to my attention, that people are reading my blog. I have no idea why. I just like to vent sometimes. Sometimes I just write a bunch of nonsense. I usually only fuck...
Posted by Dave Wolf on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 06:38:00 PST

An open letter to the asshole who stole my shirts

I went to the mall today and bought some new shirts. Then I went to the arcade and played some games. I went to get some quarters and somebody stole my shit. Fine, whatever, enjoy th...
Posted by Dave Wolf on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 12:20:00 PST