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Alan

Take it to two, skips!

About Me

Born in Georgia, raised in the South of the two Carolinas, with lovingly thanks to my parents for being cheap one christmas many years ago, and having "the making of me" be a gift. Fast forward to many years later (now) where I work for a five foot rodent who has white gloves, red shorts, and a desire to avoiding paying me doubleback. I like to spend my time being the best ol' Skipper for the Jungle Naviagation Company, Butler for Master Gracey, Pirate of the Spanish Main, Riverboat Captain down the Rivers of America, Hoperator for our 42 presidents and 43 presidencys and bossy multi-striped fella with an earpiece that I can be. I like me better as a butler, but my wife likes me better as a pirate. Who knew? I met my wife on a mysterious jungle river, (the congo I think), fell in love at a spooky house, got engaged in a blue bayou, and got married in Seattle. (Nothing nifty there, it's where she is from.) I recently have made a migration to Seattle,to live on a boat and I am slowly trying to talk my friends into the same... width="425" height="350" ...... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

music, drumming, reading,working for the mouse, playing video games when I think no one is watching, and doing bad Christopher Walken impersonations. "Good for you. Good FOR you!" (And for those of you who say video games aren't classy....)object width="425" height="350" ....

I'd like to meet:

God, Walt Disney, and Jim Henson. They all had facial hair, so we could start our conversation that way. We would then talk about how cool it must of been to create something globally known, and then we would wrap up the night by ordering take out chinese. God would wow us by telling us the fourtunes before we open the cookies, Walt would probably have some good natured (yet slightly racist)joke about the deliveryman, and we would avoiding looking at the Lo Mein stuck in Jim's beard.

Music:

hmmm.....I know a guy that I work with nick named "Metal Steve" because he likes metal, so I guess I could go by the nickname "Acoustic Folk-Rock Alan"...oo! oo! oo! Maybe "80's hair band" Alan. That kinda flows, right?

Movies:

My god, that is a long question. Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, any muppet movie, any Mel Brooks movie, Back to the Future, and on and on. Plus, I think that this is funny as hell........ width="425" height="350" ....


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Television:

Adult swim, Simpsons, Lost, WACH FOX News at 10, Looney Tunes, (early stuff, don't lie, you watch it too.)Animal Planet, Discovery Channel, you know the stuff on cable that used to be nerdy, but then got cool, because us cool kids admitted to watching it. And British shows that are amusing and cancelled. I've also started watching Scrubs, which I think is pretty darn good.

Books:

I'm not gonna lie, I don't get to read much. It's usually the OG for whatever attraction I'm training at the time.

Heroes:

I admire the Chinese food delivery guy in my neighborhood. He's really fast, and usually gives free Crab Rangoon.

My Blog

I'm in!

So I'm here in Seattle now. I got here okay, but my internet will be hit or miss for a bit. Happy Holidays to all, and enjoy whatever non denominational holiday shindig that is of your choosing. Your ...
Posted by Alan on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 05:27:00 PST

I'm out!

So to all my FL Friends- I should no longer have internet tomorrow, because I'm getting set to leave for the Apple state, Washington.  It has been a blast getting to know you all, and I will...
Posted by Alan on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 06:44:00 PST

So.....

Does anybody know how to drive cross-country? Anyone? Anyone?  Cause I'm taking a lovely road trip to Seattle. For Good. Far more important, what state is those two dinosaurs in Pee Wee's Big Adv...
Posted by Alan on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST

To keep with the trend....you know you are from S.C. when.....

 You know you are from SC if....1 )  You know how to shag, and you understand that it is a dance. 2) You know all the words to "Carolina in my Mind" and will swear that it was writ...
Posted by Alan on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 08:30:00 PST

My eye ball is bleeding!

Now that I have your attention... Yeah, it's bleeding, but it's okay. I broke a blood vessel in my eye.  I wish it was some cool story like " I got into a bar fight" but it's not.  The one I...
Posted by Alan on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 11:26:00 PST

Blogging.....Reynolds style

So here we are boys and girls, ladies, gentlemen, and Alex, to my first blog for this nifty site.  I've tried the online journal thing in the past, but I dig this, cuz it has pictures and mu...
Posted by Alan on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 07:49:00 PST