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Haunted Garage

HEY!....THATS'S NOT MUSIC!!

About Me

Hmmm....where to start. In 1986 I dropped out of Shippensburg University to pursue my dream of playing bass guitar for a touring metal band. After several years of hookers and angel dust, it became apparent that my time was better wasted building a family and career. My cough medicine dream never fully died, however, and now here we are in 2006, creating digital music on my mac but still secretly in love with my 5 string bass Roxanne. In the beginning of 2006 I called this project the Haunted Garage, primarily to develop music for another foolish idea, the animated rock band called Socket. Oh hey, listen....while you are here, feel free to hang out. Hear cool tunes and see strange graphics, it's like a cool digital garbage can. For those of you that can read, I have even posted some writing samples....I have had some help from some very talented people, foremost among them my best friend on earth, the Mighty Jor-El. At about this time we also formed an artistic alliance with the Bradley Academy in York PA, known as the Brotherhood of the Wrench. Many interesting things have happened as a direct result of this collaboration, including the launch of our new e-publication The Geek Report. Check it fool! We are live at....
www.thegeekreport.net.
This website will potentially change the way pancakes are made, so I think for your own sake you should check it out. Seriously, there's no time to lose.
TheGeekReport.net

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/22/2006
Band Website: thegeekreport.net
Band Members:
The Brotherhood of the Wrench - Artwork by the Mighty Jor-El, Renae, eeKa and General Mills.

Official band photo during the ill-advised "Sleestak Mania!" tour of 2003. In retrospect, it was one of those ideas that sounds better on paper. That's the last time we took marketing advice from the management firm of Marshall, Will and Holley.

Influences: There is only one influence in life.....Chuck Norris..

Sounds Like: It sounds like the first gentle sprinkling of new-fallen snow. Then the snow keeps falling and falling, creating a beautiful winter landscape. Then a huge drift of snow slides off of a roof and kills a screaming man.
Record Label: haunted garage media
Type of Label: None

My Blog

"Forward, then Back...."

Family: Chapter Eight- Forward, then Back....        My daughter and I visit my father in upstate New York. It is early spring, but still chilly enough for a jacket in the Fin...
Posted by Haunted Garage on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:14:00 PST

"She Sang a Song...."

She sang a song of shifting shape, elusive plans of grand escape beyond the dank and guarded halls as hidden distant waterfalls whisper through the wooded dark, where sentinels of leaf and bark await...
Posted by Haunted Garage on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 02:56:00 PST

"That's Not the Way I'm Going"

     "That's Not the Way I'm Going"        I hold a cold wash cloth to the swelling just above her eye. She winces.        "I wish...
Posted by Haunted Garage on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 09:22:00 PST

"Cub"

"Cub"        Before breakfast I look out across my porch to enjoy the sunrise as is my custom. I am surprised to see an unruly shock of spiky yellow hair sprouting up from beh...
Posted by Haunted Garage on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 05:40:00 PST

"The Astral Staircase"

"The Astral Staircase"        Natalie and I approach the Pearly Gates. The entrance to Heaven is an impressive sight, with massive ivory doors and marble floor tiles engraved ...
Posted by Haunted Garage on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 11:24:00 PST

"The Gravity of the Situation"

"The Gravity of the Situation"        I throw a satchel of books over my shoulder and head for school. A crisp October sunrise greets me. Red, yellow, and orange leaves swirl ...
Posted by Haunted Garage on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 11:06:00 PST