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Mayor Joshchez.

There ain't a man left standing, lets all go get a beer.

About Me

Hi guys, my name is Joshua. You may have seen me on Channel 10 during the day, at about 12 noon (lunchtime), my favorite time of the day, besides dinner, breakfast, brunch, afternoon tea, and everything else that involves boys. I love boys if you haven't noticed already, and my stomach just doesn't give that away, thats why i also have my own cooking show, to share my passion for boys. Well i'll tell you guy's a little about me. My real name is Iain Hewitson,but you can call me Joshwa; ). i'm 20 year's old, jokes jokes, i'm in my late 50's. I have a daughter, she is 5 and a half, her favorite food is pizza and fairy bread. I've been married for 35 year's, going strong. lovin the misses, specially in bed, ohhh yeah. and yeah i think that's pretty much all i have to say.
"Josh is the most amazing and talented people I have ever heard. He is empowering." - New York Times
"SPECTACULAR! He's 'INDIANA JONES' and 'JAMES BOND' rolled into one incredibly fun man to watch." - Amy Hooper, St Leonards
"A rare Josh that women of any age will appreciate" - James from myspace
"This guys pumpin' IRON in a WHEELCHAIR" - Leon, Brighton Sec
"Piss on the fucking ground wet, thats how wet he is!" - Jesse Dean Lovig, St Leonards
"Pirate-man's gonna eat your balls." - Danmander, St Leonards

My Interests

women and music

I'd like to meet:



Lunch time performance at school
Radiohead - Just
Geordie - Vox and guitar
Josh - Bass
Dave - Drums
John - Guitar

Geordies guitar amp turns off mysteriously at the end, but we finish the song fine enough...

Music:

rockabilly/ska/metal

i hate Dallas Crane /SELECT

Movies:

English
Attila the Hun
Eurotrip
Back to the Future
Napoleon Dynamite
Wayns Word
Bill & Ted's excellent adventure
Hungarian
Valami America
Ãœvegtigris
8 kerület
Magyar Vándor
Music DVD
From Here On In
Pink Floyd - The wall
The Essential Clash
Stray Cats - Rumble in Brixton

Television:

Family Guy
Futurama
Spicks n Specks
The Glasshouse
The Young Ones
Father Ted
Red Dwarf
Black Books
Chaser's war on everything

Books:

Tomorrow when the War began
Papillon

Heroes:

Matty Ryan and other boys like wes or jesse and leon n shit slash matty duncan and erin richardson but she's not a boy /SELECT

My Blog

Jesse

Now here's a fella you can't describe using the english language, hes just too great. From what our sources tell us he's currently living in the swamps of Japan, living off nothing but the mushrooms g...
Posted by Mayor Joshchez. on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:43:00 PST

Fuzzman

becau   possibly one of the best huggers, but only coming second to annika, which make sence... due to recent events.. the combination of being hugged by both at the same time is outrageousl...
Posted by Mayor Joshchez. on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:04:00 PST

**Big Day Out!**

Well... in one word? FANTASTIC! When we got we walked around a bit, hoping to bump into someone (NAT) but never did. We joined the queue with Rosie for WOLFMOTHER, but we didnt get in After WO...
Posted by Mayor Joshchez. on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 06:56:00 PST