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BeeF

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About Me

My name... is Bryan Matkin. I live in Marquette, MI with 3 of my buddies in a shitbag house behind a cemetery. It is amazing... nonstop shenanigans and nib-nobbling! We should have a reality show based on us... because we are that sweet. I love my life. I LOVE music and movies, playing the guitar, hangin 10 with friends, lifting, running, kickboxing, fighting in cages, and basically a shit-ton of stuff. I just learned how to crochet... not to brag. I'm gonna start a business and make millions of dollars. You will all be jealous... yay. Anywho, I love life... I want to have as much fun and do as many exciting things as I can in my life. Yayyy! Hollaaa! This video pretty much sums up my life...

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / UFC

My Interests

Having Fun, My Melly Bear, Dropping Bears Dead in Their Tracks, Yelling, Giving Bones to my boys, Boys from the T, Buttsex Bears, Lifting, Football, Ultimate Fighting and Pride Fighting, Martial Arts, Cuddling, Movies, Eating, Five O, Cheeseburgers, Steak, Mongolian Grill, Not Those Stupid Toe-Socks... I hate them, Partying, Keg-Stands, Movies, Fun, Crocheting, Rushing Attack on Madden, Dudes Night Out, and Five O'clock! Byahhh!!!THIS IS MY INTEREST!!! EEEEEE!!! Watch thisss... :) YAY

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a lot of really generous rich people, that had tons of cash on them at all times. I'd also like to meet people with the same ideas/interests as me... and the same sense of humor. Plus some trained fighters and shit that had a lot of spare time and taught me a bunch of martial arts and whatnot. Igor Vovchanchyn, Mirko Crocop, and Fedor Emelianenko would be cool to meet. I'd also like to meet some owners of really nice hotels and businesses cuz I'd charm the hell out of them and they'd let me stay at their places whenever I wanted and they'd give me tons of free shit. I'd have fun...

Music:

I Fuckin Love Music! Billy Joel, Rammstein, Justin Timberlake, D12, Tons of Techno, The Red Chord, Black Dahlia Murder, Bad Luck 13 Riot Extravaganza, Gorillaz, Beach Boys, AFI, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Meatloaf, Johnny Cash, Stone Temple Pilots, Metallica, CCR, Bone Thugz, Eminem, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Fishbone, Trans Siberian Orchestra, Wu-Tang, Guns n Roses, Pretty Much a Big Shit-Ton of Everything.

Movies:

Where the shite should I begin? I LOVE movies. Predator, Predator 2, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, KillBill, KillBill 2, Reservoir Dogs, Edward Scissorhands, Blow, Scarface, Billy Madison, Dazed and Confused, Requiem for a Dream, Snatch, Boondock Saints, True Romance, Total Recall, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Mystic River, The Deer Hunter, Goodfellas, Vampires, Fight Club, Man on Fire, Baseketball, American History X, The Believer, The Warriors, Wedding Crashers, Cable Guy, Walk the Line, Etc...

Television:

South Park, Real World Road Rules Challenges, UFC, Pride Fighting, Classic Boxing, Cartoon Network sometimes, Family Guy, Yes Dear, VH1, I love the 70s 80s 90s and whatever else there is... and... football, basketball sometimes, chappele's show, conan o'brien, that's about it. Just some other nib-nobblers, nothing exciting... I have no friends.

Books:

Ishmael, A Child Called It, The Outsiders, I don't read much... I like movies.

Heroes:

Jesse Pickens, Arnold Schwarzenegger, My Dad, Don Frye, Mark "the Hammer" Coleman, Benicio Del Toro, Bruce Willis, Marv in Sin City, Jon Stewart, Fedor Emelianenko, Tess Stube, 2Pac (just for getting shot so many times), Coach Klein, Goldberg, and Ray Lewis... and the Rock.

My Blog

im full

i just ate at applebees and got the 3 course meal; consisting of artichoke dip and chips, steak with shrimp on top of it, veggies, and garlic mashed tatas. then i had the triple chocolate brownie sup...
Posted by BeeF on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 06:22:00 PST