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Risky Woods

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About Me

My name is Audra Angel Anne Davis-Hurst. I love my name.
I am the kind of girl:
- that keeps a hard rock station saved as one of the quick push buttons on my car’s radio even though I never listen to it. I do this because I like to flip between whoever is yelling on that station and an oldies station, the two songs interrupting each other makes me laugh.
- who gets random urges to take off my shoe and throw it out the window while I drive.
- who commonly finishes sentences or the retelling of the story with an odd noise
- who is content to lay in my apartment all day reading books, playing video games, and watching movies and television.
- that can make any cat love me.
- who plays crappy RPGs because I like the plot.
- who laughs at inappropriate times because of my ability to see the humor in almost everything.
- that is scared of mostly ridiculous things.
- that doesn’t think overly highly of myself, but doesn’t mind when other people do.
- whose dreams sound fanciful but not unreachable.
- that likes standing in the rain just for the feel of it.
- that doesn’t mind going to the movies by myself.
- who only cuts myself shaving when I use women’s razors.
- that dances around in my kitchen in my underwear when no one is home, but I’ll be damned if anyone ever seems me doing this. Ever.
- who lives for time spent with the loved ones I think of as family.
- who eats what I want when I want.
- that is charming in the oddest of ways.
- that isn’t afraid to admit to my mistakes and laugh at myself.
I am the kind of girl who is completely and utterly flawed, but whose love is completely and utterly unconditional.

My Interests

We can't be as good as we'd want to, so the question then becomes, how do we cope with our own badness?

Midwestern American adventures with my Midwestern American friends. Quirky or educational television. A wide range of films. Reading. Especially reading. Anime. Manga. Video games (mainly RPGs). Japanese snack food. Theme parks. Loud music. Fresh socks. Inappropriate senses of humor. Randomly writing. Humorously awkward moments. Food. Laughter. Love. Life.Things like that.

I am in love with these people.

I'd like to meet:

Me: I luh you so much boo. Ashley: I know. *grin* I love you to.

Me: I love you. Alex: OK Me: FUCKING SAY IT BACK Alex: I love you to.

[01:07] Castor Candensis: ilu like black people love loose change

Tis all I need.

Movies:

Stardust Smokin' Aces I ♥ Huckabees Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Garden State The Last Kiss Little Miss Sunshine Lost in Translation 28 Days Later 28 Weeks Later Conversations With Other Women Running With Scissors Big Fish Wet Hot American Summer 300 Sin City Edward Scissorhands Fight Club Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind The Science of Sleep Stranger Than Fiction Snakes on a Plane Donnie Darko This Is Not A Film The Stepford Wives Drop Dead Gorgeous Thank You for Smoking What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Howl's Moving Castle High Fidelity Say Anything Meet Joe Black Blade Resident Evil The Illusionist

Television:

Scrubs Lost Attack of the Show X Play Meerkat Manor Arrested Development The Office Bones Future Weapons Deadliest Catch Globe Trekker Courage the Cowardly Dog Dexter's Laboratory Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends Drake and Josh (Go ahead, laugh!) Cops (Laugh some more.) The Daily Show The Colbert Report Late Night with Conan O'Brien

G4 The Discovery Channel The History Channel The Biography Channel SciFi The Food Network The Travel Channel

Anime: Cowboy Bebop Outlaw Star Code Geass Death Note The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi Ergo Proxy Samurai Champloo Full Metal Alchemist Claymore Gundam Wing Gundam SEED Trigun Wolf's Rain Tsubasa Chronicles Card Captor Sakura DN Angel Final Fantasy Unlimited Inuyasha Xenosaga: The Animation Kenshin The Soul Taker Sorcerer Stabber Orphen Wolf's Rain Fate Stay Night Vampire Hunter D .Hack//Sign Fushigi Yugi Ceres: Celestial Legend X Fruits Basket Gungrave

Books:



Anything by: Chuck Palahniuk David Sedaris Augusten Burroughs Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Christopher Buckley J.D. Salinger Anne Bishop Nick Hornby William S. Burroughs Anthony Burgess Will Christopher Baer Phillip Pullman Frank Beddor And of course, J.K. Rowling

Manga Angel Sanctuary Chrono Crusade Death Note DN Angel Cowboy Bebop Cowboy Bebop: Shooting Star Fruits Basket Suikoden III Alice 19th Vampire Game Candidate for Goddess Tsubasa

My Blog

This is how half how I still view it, and half how I used to view it.

Repeat what has seemed to become my personal motto when it comes to the subject of romantic affection, "None of this matters."I repeat that sentence in my head over and over again, willing it to take...
Posted by Audra loves otters. on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:57:00 PST

My english teacher is going to think Im on drugs.

I wrote this essay for English 101.It was supposed to be about something that happened to us where we felt out of place and how we handled it.Yeah.THIS is what I wrote about.Meow.I fixed it.   ...
Posted by Audra loves otters. on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:08:00 PST

Written by Ashley Wilkinson. I love her all the more.

I am sitting here in the Storm Shelter. Audra is reading Penny Arcade, Alex is talking on the phone, and I'm dicking around on Audra's laptop. Alex just said "Fuck that shit in the ass! With honey&bec...
Posted by Audra loves otters. on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:03:00 PST

The hands get me every time.

Raccoons should be domesticated pets, and I seriously mean that. They wouldn't even have to make raccoon food since they obviously seem to love cat food more than anything they can get in the wild. Yo...
Posted by Audra loves otters. on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 12:07:00 PST

Holy hell.

I have something like twelve days of school left. After those twelve days, I actually have to seriously contemplate what I'm actually going to do with the rest of my life. My adult life. That is ...
Posted by Audra loves otters. on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:15:00 PST

Ridiculous answers required.

Make me laugh.Whole name?:Age?:Eye color?:Hair style?:Where do you live?:Would you call me or would I have to call you?:What would we do on a first date?:Do you have a cell phone?:Do you drink/smoke?:...
Posted by Audra loves otters. on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 06:16:00 PST

This is why I love Wal-Mart.

I was in Sterling the other day when my brother called me and asked me to run to Wal-Mart to pick up some burnable DVDs for him.Now, I remember the days when I was little. These were the days when you...
Posted by Audra loves otters. on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:55:00 PST

Eragon the movie fucking sucked.

The title says it all.It was seriously so fucking terrible.Basically, the only similarity between the amazing book and the crappy movie was that the characters had the same name and Eragon had a drago...
Posted by Audra loves otters. on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 10:43:00 PST

Geisha-Mime: The photo blog that Daniel will never top.

There is so much snow, that I can't even get in my car.Caroline happens to live up the street, so I walked over yesterday.We painted our faces with white Halloween make-up.We were originally like "Oh ...
Posted by Audra loves otters. on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:01:00 PST

I hate you Brett Kingery!

BahahhahahahahahahaXDAlkieTri: My ankle hurtsbrettt kkk: that's rightAlkieTri: I scraped it on somethingbrettt kkk: i got hit by a car yesterdaybrettt kkk: my knee hurtsAlkieTri: oh yeah?AlkieTri: I'm...
Posted by Audra loves otters. on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:56:00 PST